Josh3738 3137 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *The sound of activity is heard from the land of the Dwarves. The sound of iron striking stone mingled with the shout of overseers echoes down from Storms Crossing. A small crowd gathers at the Nation Crossroads as they try and investigate what is occurring in the Grand Kingdom of Urguan. Letters, notes, and scrolls, all bearing the seal of The Grand Kingdom of Urguan, are sent out to Dwarves and vassals across Anthos. Attention Dwarves of Urguan!!! The time has come to set out once more on the industrious path that our ancestors once followed. At this time, Kjell Act aside, all sons of Urguan are called to work on the Great Fortress of Storms Crossing. So times have been set up in order to work on this great advancement in the dwarves. In two elven days time, ((Saturday, 9/14/13)), we shall be meeting to start construction. ((Basically guys we need to become more active in both our roleplay and activity on the server. So be active and help Spuller build!)) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2493 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Raises his hand "'Ow bout no?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "Da me act be bringin' lads ter me fortress!? Bah, as long as da King donae take 'er away frum meself Ah'm foine wi'f it! Ah dunnae wunt 'im touchin' 'er! Dizzy be free tee use dat nooh area Indago dug fer da clans." *And then Bestedt Paragon Kjell, Olaf, and Paragon Urir appear out of a small rift in time and space's fabric. With their super charged dwarf muscle flexing they PG with added antiban Hiebe into submission so that he'd dig.* 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bov61 32 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Laughs can be heard all throughout Anthos "HAR HAR HAR FECK TAT!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "Feck uff, deh false kingdum uv deh dwarves can burn fer all weh care!" Meanwhile letters are sent around to the /cool/ dwarves telling them to come meet Bael in Abresi sometime to determine the future of the peoples. Cool dwarves including: - Irongut Clan - Tunnelsmasher Clan - Ironbeard Clan - Chill Grandaxes - Chill Stormhammers - Goldhand Clan Definitely not sent towards: - Thunderblade Clan - Shitstirrers (Kjell, etc) - Starbreakers - Anyone on the Lord's Council Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *The bestest Paragon takes a letter out of the hands of one of his "chill" Stormhammer comrades.* "Da 'eretics be tryin' ter break da articles an' be moar 'eretical!? Bah, 'course dey be 'cause dey benares true Dwarves! Jus' cowards an' leeches w'o fed off da bosom of oor nation an' now live in da lands ov 'umans betrayin' deir kin... Disgustin' 'alf men, every last un ov 'em. Loike Bael." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *The bestest Paragon takes a letter out of the hands of one of his "chill" Stormhammer comrades.* "Da 'eretics be tryin' ter break da articles an' be moar 'eretical!? Bah, 'course dey be 'cause dey benares true Dwarves! Jus' cowards an' leeches w'o fed off da bosom of oor nation an' now live in da lands ov 'umans betrayin' deir kin... Disgustin' 'alf men, every last un ov 'em. Loike Bael." Bael overhears this and facepalms so hard he breaks his nose and whispers quitely to himself. "Ah, ah dunae undahstand 'ow ah'm ah 'eretic..? Nae even ah'n apostate. Ah left deh kingdum becos' ets shiet. Nae w'ere in deh clergeh manifest dat AH WROTE does et say dat ah dworf w'oo leaves deh kingdum beh unfavored by dah gods. An' las' ah checked, ah was kicked oota deh dwarf lands, didnae leave uv meh own choice. Ef aneht'ing deh kingdum beh unfavored by deh gods becos' et rots more den deh poile uv of Kjell's faeces un dah statue uv Armakak." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 3137 Author Share Posted September 11, 2013 Bael overhears this and facepalms so hard he breaks his nose and whispers quitely to himself. "Ah, ah dunae undahstand 'ow ah'm ah 'eretic..? Nae even ah'n apostate. Ah left deh kingdum becos' ets shiet. Nae w'ere in deh clergeh manifest dat AH WROTE does et say dat ah dworf w'oo leaves deh kingdum beh unfavored by dah gods. An' las' ah checked, ah was kicked oota deh dwarf lands, didnae leave uv meh own choice. Ef aneht'ing deh kingdum beh unfavored by deh gods becos' et rots more den deh poile uv of Kjell's faeces un dah statue uv Armakak." *Fist bumps Kjell "Ye an' Olav were neveh banished. Ye jus' took it tha' way cause ye t'ink too quick fer yer own gud" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *Fist bumps Kjell "Ye an' Olav were neveh banished. Ye jus' took it tha' way cause ye t'ink too quick fer yer own gud" Bael facepalms again, this time breaking his skull, not realising how every single dwarf somehow carries the meta-virus, but for the sake of argument: "Twenteh t'ousand moinas beh unpayable, derefore basicalleh jus' a banishmen' an' discoutnin' meh from bein' able tu contribute tu aneht'ing in deh future is alsuh basicalleh a banishmen'. Plus dworf government sucks major testes currentleh, an' nuffin' yeh can du will change dat." [[ Also I'd like that Charles informs me of which Stormhammer he got the letter from since if he got it from any one other then the specific one it was sent to, he is meta'ing >.> ]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 10 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *Demlin reads over the letter, he sighs a toothy grin emerges he then goes to send a letter back to 'em readin' "Lad I'll be der." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omithiel 192 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *attempts to read letter from Dwarf heaven but can't so he decides to activate his unibrow powers, due to being dead, he can now utliize his powers and focus to create a device that will let him see almost anything. His focus and meditation was strong and behold he was able to create it, and from that he look into his device. * *So clear the view he was able to see the very fibers of the letter but this was too close. He focused the lens good enough to read the contents of the letter.* "Ah good I s'all attend t'e meetin'...'mmmm but 'ow?" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
troopermatthew 66 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Telchar continues walking around the empty halls of Kal'Azgoth having no idea where anyone is. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lago 2572 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Bael facepalms again, this time breaking his skull, not realising how every single dwarf somehow carries the meta-virus, but for the sake of argument: "Twenteh t'ousand moinas beh unpayable, derefore basicalleh jus' a banishmen' an' discoutnin' meh from bein' able tu contribute tu aneht'ing in deh future is alsuh basicalleh a banishmen'. Plus dworf government sucks major testes currentleh, an' nuffin' yeh can du will change dat." [[ Also I'd like that Charles informs me of which Stormhammer he got the letter from since if he got it from any one other then the specific one it was sent to, he is meta'ing >.> ]] ((You need to define exactly who you're sending them to. If you put "chill Stormhammers" people will decide they're chill Stormhammers and receive them. Leave it open to intepretation and people will intepret to their benefit.)) Gradluff sits at his desk, reading through the missive. "Sturm's Crossin' beh needin' buildin' up suh t'e dwarves can muve there, Azgoth is lost. We must follow t'e lead of t'e orcs and muve up nurth from Azgoth's empty 'alls. With so few dwarves in t'e city, we cannae protect if from Ondnarch anyweh. Yet still me kin bicker..." Gradluff looks over at the message from the King of the City Dwarves. "Maybeh he is t'e salvation of dwarfkind... his city dwarves be mure prosperous than we..." Gradluff reads through the message again, looking for any form of time or date for the meeting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lιoɴ 248 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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