Shivering In The Cold, Stands A Halfling Hugging Himself For Warmth

[cman64 66]

Fredegar holds his coat tightly, looking around. 

He wanders through Lenfarthing and sees a sign pinned to a burrow.

Vacant Burrow  1 lighthouse Lane.

 

At the sign, He places a note with shivering hands
 

"Dear elders, if tis 'ouse es vacan', ten coul' I 'ave it? Te snow es too cold fer te coa' I 'ave, 'nd I needs a place ter s'ay. 'ell me if ya see it. i respec' yer choice bu' would rat'er 'ave a fire ter 'eep me warm."

 

The letter is firmly in place and doesn't seem like it would be flying away anytime soon.

 

(If you do give me the burrow, which is absolutely your decision to do so, then can you please turn my permissions to build/destroy back on for a bit of renovating inside of it(new furniture, lights, etc) ...)    

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

Yokey gives him a blanket and some coal bits. He then lights his shoes on fire. Yokey felt good about himself.

 

"I'm doin' good taday."

[Major Tom 139]

On one of Commander Bramble's many walks around the Lighthouse Lane burrow he was, much to his surprise, ambushed by the banner men of The 'Ugly' Fort! A short snowball fight was had atop the 1 Lighthouse Lane burrow until the majestic Commander Bramble was stricken directly across his beautifully proportioned face. He stumbles back, the attackers spot their chance and continue the barrage of snowballs until Commander Bramble falls right in front of the door of 1 Lighthouse Lane. Out of ammunition and mildly perturbed, he snatches up Fredegar's note crumbles it up and uses it as ammunition against the attackers. 

[cman64 66]

Fredegar, being the halfling that he is, walks in on the fight and gets pelted with snowballs. " Oye! Ya askin fer I' !" He picks up the paper note found near the burrow that was now very crumbled and chucks it at the men of the ugly fort. "Posco, ya 'ave me ter ya disposal. 'ake no pris'ners!" He shouted as a snowball is pelted at his back.

[Heff 2460]

A roaring (of high-pitched voices) can be heard as an army of children charge into the battle, at their head on a fox is (the genius) Cap'in Fumble Willowbottom, he takes his slingshot, slides in an hard slush ball, takes aim, and shoots at (the handsome) Posco's face, hoping to bring down yet another commander who will question his rise to dominance.

[Major Tom 139]

The always alluring Commander Bramble turns at the precise moment at which (the filthy urchin) Fumble fires his slingshot, this however only gave Commander Bramble a good view of the snow ball that slammed against his face moments after. The illustrious Commander Bramble stumbles and spits out snow before dramatically falling to the ground in a  true vaudevillian sense. The attackers had won the attack on Commander Bramble, but not the war on Castle Von Halflingstine 2.0.

[Heff 2460]

The forces of (the genius) Fumble continue to press on, wiping out the rest of Castle Halfestine's Bannermen, as fox cavarly pick off any survivors Fumble walks over to Posco. 

 

"Do not fumble with Fumble."

 

He walks off, ripping off Posco's coat and using it as a cape. His hair and cape flow gloriously in the wind as him and his forces ride off on their cavalry and their foot-children follow close behind, the Children's Crusade has just begun.

[cman64 66]

Fredegar walks on, noticing yet another vacant burrow. he proceeds to place yet another note on 2 Tucketbrook lane. Hoping that the parchment will not be used for other purposes. He then continues down the path, looking for an elder on a stroll

[Valon (Yokey) 168]

((I love how this thread turned into a battle))

[Heff 2460]

((I love how this thread turned into a battle))

((Ikr))

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.