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11 minutes ago, Destructokeith said:
Artel finds the missive once he returns from Balian, having seen the children safely home even after they declared war on the chicken empire "ich best inform El of this" he chuckles as he sets off to find his wife
Queen Esfir of The Cookie Empire swears that the chickens shall pay for their transgressions!!!
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A missive was posted around Aevos,
drawn out mostly in various shades of blue crayon
TO THE CHILDREN OF AEVOS,
We are the COOKIE EMPIRE! Our numbers have claimed the Commonwealth of the Petra, and soon we shall take over Balian and Hyspia as well! Everyone is welcome except for adults. To any royal children of the Kingdoms, you will be allowed to keep your thrones! We will just work together and be best friends!
Also, no marriage or kissing is allowed because it’s gross.
OUR COUNCIL LOOKS LIKE THIS!
Her Royal Majesty, ESFIR ARTEMISIA AMADOR, Queen of the Cookie Empire
His Royal Majesty, WILLIAM GODFREY TEMESCH ET MARTIEL, King of the Cookie Empire
Her Royal Highness, OPHELIA JOHANNA NOVELLEN, Princess of the Cookie Empire (and Princess of Balian!)
His Royal Highness, LACHLAN THIEN O’ROURKE, Prince of the Cookie Empire
WE ALSO HAVE LOTS OF KNIGHTS, INCLUDING:
Ser KAROL WALEWSKI
Ser AEDAN RUDIGER FALKNER
Dame AGNIESZKA WALEWSKI
Dame CLAUDIA LORENA TEMESCH
Please come join us! It will be very fun and we really really like new friends! There will be no bedtimes, no mean people, and NO KISSING.
SIGNED,
Her Majesty-ness, ESFIR ARTEMISIA AMADOR,
Queen of the Cookie Empire
His Majesty-ness, WILLIAM GODFREY TEMESCH ET MARTIEL,
King of the Cookie Empire
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back in my day...
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Esfir gasps! She quickly takes to her parents to beg them to let her go! (She will go regardless of whether or not she receives approval.)
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1350 A.H. - Present
NOD PEPEL, ASERE PODNIMAT’SYA
From Ashes, We Rise
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INTRODUCTION
THE HOUSE OF AMADOR was blessed eight years ago with the birth of twin heirs: ESFIR ARTEMISIA and her sister, SELYNE SOSINA. As both girls have grown to be in such good health, the Viscounty of Zvezlund wishes to celebrate the pair’s eighth nameday with a party to be hosted at Queen’s Crossing.
THE ITINERARY
MUSICAL CHAIRS:
SEVERAL CHAIRS WILL BE set up in a circle, one for each participant save for one. Guests will move around the circle of chairs while music plays, but once the music stops they have to rush to sit down so they aren’t the one left without a seat.
PIN THE BOAT ON THE WATER:
A FAVORITE GAME OF any Amador child, a painted scene of port will be hung up, and guests will be challenged with pinning a paper boat closest to the drawn dock after having been blindfolded and spun around.
FOOD AND DRINKS WILL be provided for guests, and dancing and merriment will of course be encouraged! Gifts for the twins are welcomed, but not required.
FORMAL INVITATIONS ARE EXTENDED TO:
His Royal Majesty, King ALEKSANDR II of Haense, and his royal pedigree
His Grace, Duke VIKTOR VAR RUTHERN of Vidaus, and his noble pedigree
His Grace, Duke GAREN BARUCH of Valwyck, and his noble pedigree
The Most Honorable, Margrave OTTO LUDOVAR of Kvasz, and his noble pedigree
The Right Honorable, Count CASSIAN COLBORN of Malkovya, and his noble pedigree
The Honorable, Viscountess OFELIYA WEISS of Novkursain, and her noble pedigree
Her Ladyship, Baroness KATRIN STAFYR of Thurant, and her noble pedigree
Her Ladyship, Baroness IRENA KORTREVICH of Koravia, and her noble pedigree
His Lordship, Baron MIKHAIL VALKONEN of Szargrad, and his noble pedigree
His Lordship, Baron ANATOLIY GODUNOV of Verskaya, and his noble pedigree
His Grace, Duke Ser STERLING BLAXTON-WHITEWOOD of Brabant, and his noble pedigree
The Honorable, Viscount FRIEDRICH VON AUGUSTEN of Azor, and his noble pedigree
The Citizens of HANSETI-RUSKA
EVERYONE IS WELCOME! BUT MY FRIENDS GET EXTRA SPECIAL INVITATIONS:
Princess ROWENA IVANNA of the Petra, Countess of Clermont ( @carebear ), and her siblings:
Prince AURELIUS ARNAUD of the Petra, Count of the Phoenixspire
Prince GARETH LUCIUS of the Petra, Count of Theral
Princess ELÉANOR REINE of the Petra, Countess of Auseca
Princess ELAINE CATRINNE of the Petra, Countess of Aimdelinne
Lady CATHERINE ASHFORD DE LEWES (but no one includes the Ashford part) ( @alien_mc )
NIKOLAI ADRIÁN FALCONE SOLÍS ( @Tav )ALEKSEY (he doesn’t remember his last name) ( @xo31 )
DAFFODIL ( @RatFromTheTrash )
Lord RENAULT MARCELLUS TEMESCH ( @Creator_Alan ), and his siblings:
Lord WILLIAM GODFREY TEMESCH
Lord PAUL SEBASTIAN TEMESCH
Lady COSIMA VICTORIA TEMESCH
Queen HAUCHMAMEJ AMAYA of Haense ( @sarahbarah)
KARL WALEWSKI ( @ratlordmagic)
All BUGS
Per request of Princess Rowena:
Princess OPHELIA JOHANNA NOVELLEN of Balian
Lord of Valfleur, ADRIAN TOBIAS
Lady of Valfleur, HELENE-OLYMPE NOELLE
The Honorable, HENRIK III EDVARD AMADOR,
Viscount of Zvezlund, 11th Baron of Mondstadt, Lord of Queen’s Crossing, Patriarch of House Amador
Her Serene Highness, EMMA ANASTASYA,
Princess Royal of Hanseti-Ruska, Duchess of Karlsburg and Karosgrad,
Viscountess of Zvezlund, Baroness of Mondstadt, Lady of Queen’s Crossing
Her Ladyship, ESFIR ARTEMISIA AMADOR,
Heir Apparent to the Viscounty of Zvezlund & Barony of Mondstadt
Her Ladyship, SELYNE SOSINA AMADOR
SpoilerDATE: Sunday, March 3
2pm EST, 7pm GMT
COORDS: -633 / 378
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49 minutes ago, Zolla_ said:
What’s the difference between meme rp on a non CA char and a CA char like musin or kha? People just want to have fun and not every character needs to be serious all the time
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5 minutes ago, Apotolofo said:
Leave Cheese alone Sam, smh
He’s currently dumping my body in the river
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“PAPEJ WHAT DO THESE WORDS MEAN” An illiterate Esfir waved the missive in her father’s face. @critter
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Why do u want to remove the cheese. huh.
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After having the nearest passerby read out the invitation to her, a young Esfir Artemisia gasps! Quickly, she snatches the paper and runs over to her father to beg him to let her attend the party. @critter
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Liridona coos and adores her new grandchildren!! Oh, how she adored being a hauchmamej! Gifts of jewels were prepared for her son and daughter and law, as well as the babes.
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1 minute ago, Gutz said:
"...abide by God's law as interpreted and written by the church for many hundreds of years," an elderly man echoed in his solitary retirement abode. He had never married himself, as the Canon law's direct—and still apparent—prohibition had made it so.
"It's a pity for those who attempt to speak for GODDAN and impose their own morality on scripture simply because they hold power to." He tossed aside the provided copy, adding aloud then before sipping his brew, "GODDAN instills in eam a love and compassion for mea fellow man. Ea see no sin in that, ag will keep my religion a personal matter between mea'self ag GODDAN—as is the nature of religion in itself. Ea do wish the same could be said by those of the Church' ag its clergymen who speak so loudly with pens in hand"
Liridona clutches her pearls at the idea that her cousin had a coherent, philosophical thought.
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Juniper remembers when Robert was a gross little five year old. "My God, he's a father now?" She could not believe this.
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Juniper, former teacher of Haus, stared upon the missive she printed on Yera's behalf. A fire had lit in her eyes- one of fury, and pure hatred.
She had trusted Haus. She had considered him a friend, perhaps even family.
And he tore her family apart.
"I suppose it's time to burn some bridges," She lamented to herself.
"I hope my "family" will not be too upset with this, seeing as they took the only ones I had left from me."
Spoileryes im commenting on my own post dont @ me
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THE CONDEMNATION OF THE DEMON WORSHIPPING MAGISTER HAUS OF HOHKMAT
I AM YERA SILVEIRA. I assisted in the burning of Hallowcliffe Manor, who many know was the heart of demonic activity upon the continent of Aevos. I have long since fought darkspawn because of their targeting of my people, my loved ones and myself. I have fought the undead, demons and any who have targeted my people. I have not done so in secret, and have always ridden forwards for the protection of others. You may not like me, but I have always kept my word, and my character is known.
The leader of the attack on Hallowcliffe Manor, the nest of demons, and who has been a source of fear for Darkspawn for many years, though controversial and disliked by many, was Lanre Cerusil, who has spent the last decade fighting darkspawn fervently.
Spoiler[Citation: A letter from Lanre to Yera to mount a defense of Hohkmat against the undead. Subsequently, the two fended of a much larger force of undead accosting Hohkmat with the aid of Magister Sulieronn and others.]
Spoiler[Citation: A letter from Iolas to Yera, indicating that Lanre was helping to fight the Harrower, a threat in the north.]
https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/233772-the-destruction-of-hallowcliffe-hall/
Spoiler[Citation: A missive penned by Lanre Cerusil detailing the destruction of Hallowcliffe, the largest lair of Naztherak.]
TWO YEARS AGO, WE uncovered that Haus, Magister of Hohkmat, was actively working with the demon worshippers of Hallowcliffe and subsequently entwined with the ‘White Cat’, otherwise known as Sarryn. Haus was confronted with this information and affirmed it, acting and pretending as though he were manipulating the woman. This was informed to the Grand Magister of Hohkmat, Razad, Fatebinder who did not act. Upon the burning of their manor, the duo of Haus and Sarryn plotted revenge, which led to the assassination of Lanre Cerusil and the plotting of my own assassination, as Overlord of Kaethul, vassal of Haelun’or.
[Summary: Haus admitted to being ‘close’ with Sarryn and learning from the demon cults leader.]
[Summary: Haus assassinated and plotted the assassination of Lanre Cerusil and the Vassal leader of Haelun’or, whilst holding the second highest position within Hohkmat.]Spoiler[Copy of Note: Recovered from Hohkmat’s chamber of water, which the Grand Magister of Hohkmat claims doesn’t exist]
AT THE SOUTHERN SUMMIT, I revealed Haus’s allegiance with demons to the world at large, working with Sarryn. A trial was to be held, where the evidence collected would be mounted against him. A curfew was to be enacted with a neutral third party where I freely agreed to be tested with aurum, with salt, to be judged by the spirits, by diviners and any canonist group that stepped forwards.
Spoiler[Citation: A witness testimony from Miss Rowena]
IT WAS AGREED A trial would take place, with both myself and Haus remaining within our respective homes. He did not. Meanwhile, the Grand Magister of Hohkmat visited Kaethul with a group of ‘guards’, disregarding the evidence and the testimony of a separate party of accusers of Haus’s darkspawn acts, as well as the evidence of Kaethul, sourced from Hohkmats very own spies.
Spoiler[Citation: Evidence of Fatebinders arrival to Kaethul in an attempt to keep the public eye off of the accusations and avoid the exposure of Magister Haus’s dealing with demons.]
THE PALADINS CAME FORTH with the results of their own darkspawn investigation, revealing that Haus had been working alongside a Lich in order to fight a voidal horror initially, and was believed to have made further deals for power. A letter was shown to him, detailing that Sarryn, named the ‘White Cat’ had claimed ownership of the attack - proving his connection to the demon worshippers that he protects.
Spoiler[Citation: A letter from Sarryn ‘The White Cat’, the leader of Hallowcliffe Manor, gloating about the death orchestrated by herself and Haus in allegiance.]
STILL, THE GRAND MAGISTER disregarded this, claiming the ‘White Cat’ could be anyone. This evidence was presented to the Grand Magister of Hohkmat, who scoffed, called it hearsay and decided to claim ownership of Kaethul, a Haelun’or vassal, on behalf of Hohkmat in a public missive.
[Summary: Hohkmat has allowed Haus to retain his titles and land despite evidence being provided for his working alongside darkspawn.]
[Summary: Hohkmat, has infringed upon the sovereignty of Haelun’or with its proclamation that the Grand Magister can decide who owns Kaethul should Haus assassinate Yera.]APPROACHED ON BEHALF OF the church, Father Nerium brought forth his own evidence to present, risking life and limb to do so.
Spoiler[Citation: A stone tablet and document submitted by Father Nerium after ruthlessly torturing the information out of an Azdrazi, and sending them to Qur Hamtsaref.]
[Summary: Haus has fraternized with Azdrazi begging them for boons and gifts.]
FATEBINDER ACTED ON HIS own accord to protect Haus from judgment and enact their own archaic rules where Haus’s allies can freely enter the foreign territory of Haelun’or, and butcher the people of Kaethul, instead of fair trial. Whereupon, Haus sent letters to others, detailing the name ‘White Cat’ had killed Lanre. A fact not spoken to him, either further implicating his involvement with Sarryn, a fact he has brazenly admitted in person to me, or implicating that Hohkmat’s Grand Magister is aiding the darkspawn sympathizing Demon Worshipper.
Spoiler[Citation: A letter from Haus to Juniper Rose]
HAUS AND SARRYN BOTH saw fit to try and implicate me, by revealing one of their alleged spies amongst our ranks, as though we knew of them and simply kept them around despite our war on the demon worshippers. It is believed he will attempt to claim we randomly had darkspawn in high positions without investigating them. Thus, attached below are copies of the warrants signed that existed prior to this interrogation, witnessed by Lady Ember and numerous guards, investigating Lady Eshonai, and her darkspawn tests that followed. As well as the accounts our investigators have had carried out on two likely warlocks who have avoided our territory since the attack on Hallowcliffe.
WE HAVE OPEN INVESTIGATIONS involving Castiel and Cordelia, both of which were banished by Lanre from the realm of Kaethul and Haelun'or at large following the attack on Hallowcliffe Hall. Their suspected state as warlocks was discussed with Paladin Aeolus ‘Glitterboy’.
Spoiler[Citation: A report, part one of an investigation into Castiel & Cordelia.]
IT IS A PROVEN fact that we have fought the demons, necromancers, undead and every other hellish creature that has come for us, even when our numbers are low at the small hours of the night. If my testimony is insufficient still, feel free to test, interrogate, or investigate me. I have nothing to hide.Spoiler[Citation: A warrant for the arrest and investigation into Eshonai’s allegiances.]
IN SUMMARY:
HAUS, MAGISTER OF HOHKMAT, admitted his ties to Sarryn ‘The White Cat’ and his learning from the leader of a demonic cult. He has also admitted in private to working with and for such a demon worshiper, which is further corroborated by multiple other forms of evidence. Furthermore, Haus consorted and fraternized with the Nephilim and begged for gifts and favors from them.
FURTHERMORE, HAUS PLANNED THE assassination of Lanre Cerusil and additionally plotted to assassinate the Overlord of Kaethul. The Grand Magister of Hohkmat has allowed this, and permitted the retention of Haus’ titles despite the evidence provided regarding this and his consorting with darkspawn and demons. Haus has allowed the body of Lanre Cerusil to be taken by the undead, and allowed him to be raised into a weapon against the living. Hohkmat, a vassal of Petra, has also infringed upon the sovereignty of Haelun’or’s vassal of Kaethul and claiming its succession is liable to Hohkmat. In the wake of the incident, Haus claims that he had no involvement in the murder despite the reports otherwise, but still seeks to condemn myself and the legacy of Lanre Cerusil as darkspawn defenders. What does he have to fear if he is innocent? His motives are clear.
AND SO IT IS ORDERED BY
THE OVERLORD OF KAETHUL,
A BOUNTY IS TO be put for the head and belongings of the darkspawn sympathizing, demon worshiping Haus, who has threatened my life and my wellbeing as a sovereign citizen of Haelun’or, member of its Silver Council and Overlord of the Commerce City-State of Kaethul, a neutral and peaceful region, who has murdered my husband who was the foremost champion against the demonics and Gashadokuro, who has deceived and corrupted the world of Voidal magi into something that serves the dark and festers with the influence of dark magic so that he might sustain his personal connections with the dark as he foolishly seeks the destructive path towards his goals.
WHOEVER BRINGS HAUS TO KAETHUL ALIVE, BOUND AND BLINDFOLDED, SHALL BE AWARDED
3000 MINA
& an additional 100 Minas (up to 2000) for the heads of any proven darkspawn sympathizers that attempt to fight for him after being shown this missive.
THE OVERLORD HAS, SINCE
THE 13TH OF THE GRAND HARVEST, S.A. 170,
REDUCED THE BOUNTY TO:
1,000 MINA
Plus an additional 100 mina per supporter of Haus, up to 1,000 mina.
RULES:
-Do not kill any child, pregnant woman, or unarmed man/woman
- Those that crowd Haus may truly be unaware of his doings, please try to convince them with words not to aid him and show this missive where necessary.
Spoiler[Citation: A note written from Haus to Yera, finally written in a way that cannot be used to directly incriminate him for his crimes and associations but showcasing clear intent to murder should his ties to demons be revealed further.]
< https://gyazo.com/348653114c6f37fb2de7741a68f7d0f0 >
SIGNED,
HER SERENE HIGHNESS, YERA SILVEIRA,
Overlord of Kaethul, Master of the Hidden Tower, Matriarch of Clan Silveira
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1 hour ago, Apotolofo said:
". . . Oh!" Aveline wondered to herself, tapping her chin as she read the missive. "I had never thought about that. . . I suppose, that means there is twice as much love to go around, right?" She mused, casting a glance towards her peers. "What a beautiful thing. . ."
Juniper, who has all but given up on love, decides to enlighten her sister, and smiles. "It really is beautiful, isn't it?"
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What’s your favorite kind of penguin :)
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Juniper, though she never had thought twice about the opinion of the Canondom, reminisced her previous marriage. Even though it had failed, a short pang in her heart reminded her of the grief she felt after the death of Scrisa.
Nonetheless, she smiled for the friends she knew were finally allowed to declare their love publically. “Finally. Congratulations,” She mused aloud.
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Liridona quickly sought to prepare gifts for her newest grandchild!! She has never so quickly packed her bags for Petra.
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“Finally, a true successor to the Orenian Empire,” Juniper remarked sarcastically with a roll of her eyes.
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Esfir, who has just begun learning to sound out words, thinks she is the perfect candidate for every single one of these jobs.
“PAPEJ!!!” Her voice rang out within Mondstadt, “EAM GONNA GO WORK FOR HAUCH-AEDYPAPEJ!!!!”
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Juniper, despite meditating in a cave somewhere, somehow also finds a copy of the missive. Truly, it is a phenomenon (and maybe a waste of paper to have printed so many.)
She groans after reading it over, burying her head in her hands for a few minutes as she contemplated, before taking a deep breath and resuming her focus. This was to be a problem for another day.
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Liridona nods in approval of her daughter in law. How proud she is!
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Juniper, though having shut herself off from most affairs of the world as of recent, found herself with copies of the posters.
“Perhaps Sermi was right,” She murmured. The paper was thrown into the fire. “Perhaps he should have been killed when he was weak.”
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A Godunov Regency
in Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska
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Juniper silently hopes Ilya stays in bed forever. However, with what little compassion she had for those who cared for Ilya, the elfess ordered a bouquet of flowers to be sent to the Godunov manor- specifically to its Regent.