creamynoteblock

Clyff flexes his massive muscles in victory.

North isn't an Azdrazi

rest in peace barbog...

CLYFF THE RENATIAN DRAGON KNIGHT CROSSED HIS ARMS WITH STUPENDOUS FORCE, GIVING OUT A TRIUMPHANT 'HMPH' IN LIGHT OF THE NEWS. "THE CUCKOLD CAN'T EVEN SATISFY HIS WIFE! HOW DO HIS FOLLOWERS EXPECT HIM TO SATISFY HIS PEOPLE?" THE VALIANT DRAGON KNIGHT WOULD JEST, BEFORE RETURNING TO HIS READINGS ON BEING VALIANT AND DRAGON-KNIGHTLY.

"CONSTANZ IS A CUCK! SLAY THE CUCK!" Screamed an old Petran, now a Dragon Knight.

stupendous

The Armwrestler passively reminds this dark elf that those missives are about Kul'Raguk, not The Armwrestler.

The Armwrestler flips through the pages of a mysterious diary.

can you give me feats and mas

Kho wonders what the percentage at the bottom of the census is about.

I strongly approve of this amended lore for Malchediael's Radiant Templars. I understand the intention of having a powerful purging magical ability, and I do not have any problems with it. I like this lore because firstly, it is not very far-reaching and powerful. Cleansing Clap has the potential to break skulls and shatter a Templar's hand when improperly used. Furthermore, the power of this ability means it can remove curses, even those put on by Djinn and Druids. This completely eradicates their intended power and severely diminish them as a legitimate enemy, which I think should happen. Lastly, I agree to the idea that it affects most Dark CAs as there would be no serious balance implications involved in bringing down such creatures with so little effort. All in all, this is not too powerful and should be incorporated into the lore.

[!] A copied journal entry is scribed on a series of tattered pages, spread about the realm inside various trash cans and on the ground in back alleyways. [!] A depiction of two titans, one the Breaker of Clouds, and the other the Worm, clashing in a fierce battle. ============================================== Within the depths of the marshes, a man, a woman, and her dog meet with an ivory figure; discussing life, ambition, and being. The figure of ivory, in its wisdom, takes the two descendants on a journey to a hidden plane, one of darkness, to bestow upon them a vision of the future. Within the vision, entrails of many-eyed creatures decorated the ground, as the man and the woman float in the empty space above. They were shown a dim light, and within it, clashed the Cloudbreaker and the Worm. The Worm, in its majesty, emerges victorious after a brief battle, swatting down the Cloudbreaker with ease. The worm shrinks back into the ground, and out of the hole left in its wake emerges a boy, no older than twelve, wearing a crown of ebony black and wielding a blade of mysterious origin. His presence is short, ominous; erased by an eruption of light. ============================================== But what of it? There is nothing of it. The ivory one’s illusion of battle may have really happened, si, but it is irrelevant to why I had pursued the second meeting in the first place. When I had first stumbled across the bog, the ivory one dangled the promise of greater understanding above my head, as if I were cattle being herded into a pen. Now when I had returned, it roped me into a vision, one that I did not ask nor care to see, and it had only served to dissuade me from pursuing this gift of knowledge further. But, every great scientist has been met with a roadblock at least once in their careers, amigos. I would be a fool to let something like this stop me. There is no narrative for me to push in a public missive. I am not one to blindly preach vague and esoteric prophecies that I do not understand the purpose of myself. Signed, Josef ==============================================

@moderator surrender now before drockia destroys yor soul

yeah shove you foot up yo ass

i think there should be less tiles and they should be drawn around geographic features

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Less ss slots and more road travel w/ speed boosts on roads