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Kezmur would read the note solemnly. He stood in front of a group of his fellow peasant militamen. Each Vinovian had their own story, their own life, their own families, and their own reason to take up the sword for pay. They fought for their own glory and gain instead of some nobles. Yet many themselves were canonists, and he would now have to demand they turn their swords on their countrymen and their own clergy. How could he convince these men, with fickle allegiances and power, to fight GOD and his cronies? He began his speech towards them, hoping to rally them one last time: “Boyz, the church excommunicated us. This means. until it's over, YOU ALL GET HAZARD PAY!” The camp responded with roaring applause.

Kezmur turns to his old friend Grommash, showing him the notice. The half-orc begins to cry at the fleeptastic nature of his brethren.

Kezmur turns to Vargyz within the Vinovian hideout. He says "The vale contracts us, a day later, the see is sacked. Makes you think!". He then laughs and cleans the kings blood of his sword.

"Very bullish," the half-orc grumbled.

Hardcore.

Kezmur contemplated how exciting it will be to shove a hammer far up the asses of invaders.

The elder Uruk is notified. He is proud that his brother clanmate Gundanant has saved his people.

The elder Uruk begins to emerge from the orcish Guzzoline pits to prepare his fellow battlebrothers. The gobbos will be spared their beatings until the forest is seized.

The orcs Vizier was too busy to read the missive, which didn't matter as he was illiterate. He was engulfed in a bloody domestic situation with Klog. They both had beaten each other blue and the goblins were crying, screaming "ZTOP!!!"

"Ridaz of bronze? Like a band of broznez? A bronze band, even?"

Kezmur Vinteki, fighting for his life in an outhouse in Krugmar, is told the news by Klog. Inbetween loud grunts, and quiet crying, mutters "Dem Elfiez finally going on latz own. Powerful."