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"Novellen or Nothing? It appears it will be Nothing, then.", said an armoured figure, standing within the conquered Royal Palace of Portoregne.

✠ - Rider: Martin von Kanunsberg ✠ - Champion: Chiron ✠ - Realm: Burgundy ✠ - Liege or Lord: N/A?

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Name: Martin von Kanunsberg Title: Duke von Kanunsberg Horse Name: Chiron

"We will take revenge for this." Kei-Zo stated as he looked at where the Grub Club had stood mere moments ago, "Losses for Ugokoyama must be minimised . . for Takemura!"

Name: Martin von Kanunsberg Affiliation: Reinmar Relevant Titles or Aliases: Duke of Kanunsberg, Baron of Fernweh

Martin von Kanunsberg read through his grandfather’s missive. Having eyed the position of Lawspeaker too, this missive came as a bit of a surprise to the young Reinmaren, though he quickly made up his mind. ”Großvater has a point, his stories speak for themselves. May he bring further glory to our House as Lawspeaker of the grander Tribe.”

Can't believe they didn't even include a wowj comment despite his tenure this month 😔

How did this already reach 100 replies 💀

Upon hearing the news Ugokoyama Kei-Zo froze for a moment, dropping the grub he was currently cooking into the frier and turning it inedible. An odd pain rushed through the Sorvian's mask and body, one that he had never felt before, perhaps these news had brought him close to a Sorvian Break. Perhaps.

“GOTT has willed it, Reinmar will be on the right side of History once more. Goodbye, cruel and unforgiving north. Goodbye, Ferdenwald.” Martin commented as he read the Prince’s missive, idly walking through the Kanunsberg manor as to prepare for the coming exodus.

The Automaton known as the Hardt Vourker polished his weapons, for it was time to get to vourk

Lord of the Grub

Good to see that Mordring is addressed properly 🙏

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