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  1. which magic do you think is most likely to cause the end of the world?

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    2. Wolfy-D

      Wolfy-D

      NGL it's probably gonna be crazy voidal mages who wanna open tears and hollows for frivolous reasons (so me, there is a non 0 percent chance I do this too much and either destroy the world or get voidal tears nerfed)

    3. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      frfr it's the void there's some genuine irp reason for the stigma lol

    4. Vertigo_Round

      Vertigo_Round

      bardmastery

  2. Azwyr nearly threw up from the idea of giving the dead workers Rights
  3. Frostbeard stocks are in the gutter

  4. If you could bring one lotc character (I mean non-player characters) back from the dead who would it be and why? 

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    2. Hiccup392

      Hiccup392

      xan but what if we brought back zyanna instead and gave her a shard of creation

    3. Chimeraof1999

      Chimeraof1999

      Metzli, for the deity magic

    4. Tentoa

      Tentoa

      I kill Azdromoth but don't bring back Xan, bofum lame. Dragur is back  

  5. See I would agree with this but the second they are put it were not immediately made wide spread knowledge to everyone cause even if it's a secret all it takes is one person to publish books or once one dude figures it out they start training their entire military in it and everyone knows how to deal with that brand of darkspawn
  6. See I would agree with this if such methods the second they are put it were not immediately made wide spread knowledge to everyone cause even if it's a secret all it takes is one person to publish books or once one dude figures it out they start training their entire military in it.
  7. What do you think is the best and worst afterlife in LOTC? 
    Best for me I think is Stargush’Stroh
    Worse I think would be the moz

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    2. Beardicuss

      Beardicuss

      No stargush is essentially if the spirit's find you worthy whatever you want it to be you could have a eternal Valhalla or you could read in an infinite library for eternity whatever floats your boat however if you're found unworthy your sent to the Moz cause the Moz absorbed the spirit wastes 

    3. ClassyDryad

      ClassyDryad

      Stargush is basically a more real version of the seven skies, where as the seven skies is like "chat-gpt, make me a library" and you get a library auto generated books that don't mean anything mixed in with the scrolls over and over again.

    4. BakedPotato

      BakedPotato

      and also all your ancestors are there with you just drinking and smoking weed having fun. Any spiritualists can go, the soulstream was altered by the aengul who made the spirits to send them there. its all one realm regardless of what spirit you worship, its the realm Kor sees over. Idk if you can still go to a spirit's specific realm and become a lesser in death. Also you dont get sent to the moz for being bad, you just gotta sit outside the gates with the other losers or go to ebrietes

  8. deleted just read the very top curses
  9. All Things Are Dead Konrad laid upon the hard wood of the bench the wounds from his dance of ash and blood still fresh. His face was covered in bruises, deep cuts and even a crooked nose. Then a little bird flew through the open gapes in the fortress dropping a letter upon his sore body “Whats this?” Konrad stood up groaning as he did and tore the letter open and read what was waiting for him inside. He dropped the letter and it fluttered to the ground his mind raced. First denial: could not happen, it could not be true. Second regret: years lost in his own stupidity warded away in Alduun half a decade without seeing, without talking to her. Too great was his foolish pride and shame he could not even pick up a pen to write to her. But slowly the truth came to settle over him. His mother was dead ==================== A few days later… Konrad walked down the wide and winding streets of Petra. Purpose drove a rite for his mother given to him by one he considered both mentor and friend and done with the hope it might help his grief. A rite of cycles and what came next. But first an offering: a branch from the lands his mother knew and he knew just the tree to cut for this branch. Eventually the stone roads of Petra filled with noise and and steps of people ended, replaced with a quiet corner of nature in the city of man. The song birds in the air and the rush of wind upon his skin Konrad made his way to the sacred tree of silver bark and red leaf: The Aldtree. “I need aid in cutting a branch from the tree” Konrad spoke to his cousin. In truth he did not need it but wanted company as he finished this task His Aunt Maettee protested he knew she would but after a conversation and a promise of taking only a small twisted branch she relented allowed him to begin his task. He waddled through the water as he did so he took notice of the green turtle swimming among and in between its roots chumping lazily on small fish. It reminded him for some reason of his brother but he continued on in his task. He climbed up the ancient and well kept roots of the silver tree groaning as he took his steps upon them. As he climbed Konrad thought back to all his memories of his mother of the time when she held him as he sobbed after he had returned from the ill fated adventure to the black church how she had cooked food for him made juices for him told him stories of her brothers and their adventures and her sweet sing song voice he tried desperately to hang onto but slowly as much as he tried it began to slip away from him as it would until he could not remember even how she laughed. He then suddenly was brought back to reality and saw the branch he wished to pluck at the top of the tree a twisted and garbled branch with not a leaf growing on its white wood shining silver in the golden rays of GOD's light. Konrad slowly drew his axe from his waist and grabbing the twisted root drove the axe into the tree sending wooden flesh chips and sappy blood flowing downwards as he cut the branch from the tree. Silver Branch in hand Konrad slowly descended back down the white trunk of Aldwood care to climb the same way down he came up. He did not cry yet although he deeply wanted to, he would not stain the sacred tree with his tears. Now he was ready for the rite. ==================== Konrad walked through the meadows just outside of Petra the sweet song of birds filled the air but Konrad took no pleasure in their songs, not when work was still to be done. Eventually he found a small clearing in the tall grass surrounded by old mossy stone. A Perfect Spot Konrad placed the silver wood branch of the Aldtree in the center of clearing and knelt before it. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath taking a moment to absorb the sensations of the world around him. Finally arms shacking he took out the two objects one of steel and one of flint and hit them together. CHHHK!!! A spark of ignition hit the silver wood of the Aldtree for a moment it sat upon the wood unchanging until slowly it grew and the wood turned black. Konrad did all this in melancholic silence until the flame had consumed the wood and a small fire burned before he spoke the words he had been instructed to speak at this moment both because he was asked perhaps in the hope they would bring him any small comfort from his grief. “All things are dead. And I am among them” Then he fell before the fire and spoke in a much softer quieter voice through chockfull sobs “Bye Mom” And at last he wept
  10. I support this for the only reason I would not have to deal with people insisting I start playing the child the second they turn five
  11. Konrad had been recovering from a dance of blood and ash when the letter found him a feeling of horror and regret consumed him. five years warded five years away from his mother valuable time lost cause of his own stupidity and foolishness. Alas all he could do was weep.
  12. If you had to pick an LOTC Aenguldaemon to rule over the irl world which would it be and why?

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    2. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      Saphiel my beloved 

    3. Unwillingly
    4. spaazmatism

      spaazmatism

      I'm like 90 percent sure Widukind counts

  13. Welp with the ascension of our new Moderation admin I've decided to revisit one of my status questions 
    Which Admin would win if we put them all in an irl fist fight?

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    2. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      i have @Spoopy_Duck in a headlock and hes about to lose consciousness when he says "this is for xan" and detonates his bomb vest

    3. Spoopy_Duck

      Spoopy_Duck

      THIS IS FOR XAN!!!

    4. Frisket
  14. I agree the updates are annoying and most of it is slop but in order for LOTC to remain relevant and played it must keep up with Minecraft updates (much to our annoyance)
  15. Nice thanks for the update on the dwarf lair apps!
  16. "Oh Yemekar beard" Thriku sighed "Tuh Rainbow es talkin again"
  17. Would you rather have to move every month the price of which will change based on what the new house/apartment is priced at you can choose to buy or rent and you can only move in a small car.

     

    OR

     

    Kill one of your family members you can't outsource it or hire a hitman you have to do it with your own hands this will be a one time thing

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    2. KeiaTypeBeat

      KeiaTypeBeat

      that's a yikes from me

    3. PolarLoLs

      PolarLoLs

      sliming @Gunnaout asap

    4. Riot

      Riot

      rip the frostbeards

  18. Username: Beardicuss_ Character Name: Konrad von Schwanstien Affiliation: High Kingdom of Idunia Desired Rank Vanguard and reserves Which games will you be attending?: I am able to attend all of them minus honor trials as I don't want honor guard
  19. Balas wets the bed

  20. Have not been able to get on the server for the last two days but I'm going to guess people are not very happy with the food plugin if the status updates are to go by lmfao

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