Cracker

Archbishop Balthar Blackaxe of Darfey grumbles. "How can Thorin the meanest of kings be a right hand man to a club penguin snowball master...? "

That ratio though Gaius....not looking clean

Ricky may be at 1.5 rep/ratio but he's still swinging little league! Come back when he's got 1000+

#1 Strategy is targeting twins for double rep Post mexican jokes on Azog threads - guaranteed +2 rep from Azog gemelos Say something about Papa or Mama Eberle being too strict - guaranteed +2 rep from the Von Twins Kiss up to Kralta- guaranteed +2 rep from the Super Barnett Bros. But it doesn't matter because that's compromising your integrity for points on an online fantasy roleplaying minecraft message board. There's no need to do that because you are #1 in my heart bud! Don't let a number define you!

So a lot of people on LotC like to compare reputation points because the community loves to compensate and attentionwhore on an online minecraft fantasy roleplaying MMORPG. Within the deep confines of the LotC Doritos Chat, we've discovered the optimal formula for comparing reputations with friends and family. It goes as follows. Step I. Leagues So this first order of the agenda is to take your reputation points as the quantitative number they are. For example, we shall be comparing two rivals Toby Goldman vs TheCrackerJack We tier rep-whoring as follows The Major Leagues- 1000+ Rep aka Godly The Minor Leagues - 500-999 Rep The Little Leagues - under 500 Rep Chump has a reputation of 845, putting him in the Minor Leagues. Not shabby Toby, but you got some catching up to do! Cracker has a reputation of 1298, putting him in the Major Leagues. Step II. Ratios Ratios are pretty straightforward, and until this LotC update, this was the metric utilized to determine who was the Lord of the Craft. Using our example further... Chumpchump has 845 rep for 745 posts putting him at a ratio of 1.13! Wow, that's rare! Cracker has 1298 rep for 1642 posts, putting him at a ratio of at .79! Huh...seems Toby's got the edge here. We tier ratios as follows... .1 or under - Terrible; Most likely you either need to stop shitposting, stop being a newb, or join a clique! .3: -Mediocre/Average; you need to post roughly 3x for anyone to appreciate your post. Don't feel bad because the average is around here! .5 - Acceptable; you may make a dumb post here and there but generally you are a good forum-goer of the community, or just are part of a large clique who backs what you say. Either way, good e-social skills! Maybe you'll be able to FTB with an IRL girl RPer if you keep it up! .75 - Excellent; good **** my ***** 1.0+ - Fabled; You've pulled off what many thought were impossible 146+ - ghonnereabag12; you are ghonnereabag12 Thus, when we total both the league and ratio... Chumpchump is in the Minor Leagues, but he's a fabled player of the crew! Cracker's an excellent rep-farmer in the Major Leagues. Leland22, at 442 reputation for 7,697 posts, is known as "the Squeaking Slugger", the infamous Little League farmer at .05 rep. Come on Mili, we believe in you! The reason we did this over just rep or just ratio is because ghonnreabag would be our Lord of the Craft if it was just ratio (which doesn't reflect consistent quality posts) and rep is flawed as naturally the more you post, the higher your rep can be (Mili has more rep than firestar25, but firestar25 by far used his posts more effectively!) For staff positions who do apps I'm afraid its a bit tricky. Don't worry though, your ego should be satisfied by your shiny tags. For everyone else, get measuring e-peens! These arbitrary numbers really matter!!! FMs please pin for posterity

Protests against the rep-whoring

The man's questions are addressed and he dies peacefully.

Siegmund's spirit spits at this CAC dwarf. he plays a game of club penguin with Godanistan to decide his fate

OOC: Not involved, but its hard to tell which enchantments are PvP and which are PvE since all have the same purple aura! And asking GMs to check each and every inventory for PvP enchantments vs PvE ones is a bit nonsensical.

Your Clan: Azog Names of the three clan members who will be fighting: AZOG'Erik AZOG'Maur AZOG'Snoop

"One last Suavemente" mutters Suavemente'Azog, ready for the fight.

As the Azog mating season approaches, the clan members all practice their mating rituals. Suavemente'Azog works hard on his, observing Maur'Azog at his skah-craft. (Azog Mating Festival Event, Saturday, 2/22/2014, 5 PM EST. )

The inviting Christopher attitude.." Jahrmann mumbles as he sees the unnecessary hate, he didn't have time to fight this war. But he didn't have to hate for that.

I've been hunting down that 3030 song for like 4 years actually, thanks man Lil b just dropped a mixtape actually, changed up the avatar in celebration http://www.datpiff.com/Lil-B-The-BasedGod-Basedworld-Paradise-mixtape.582987.html ' ^ my favorite so far ^ not on the album but a real chill lil b song ^ when you feeling nostalgic bout something

I really, really like this joke. Can't wait to tell Derpina about it. She'll get a kick out of it, lol! Thanks, Shambo. Couldn't have done it with you. Love the joke, by the way.

Chump ready to count them shekels and win it

Jahrmann, resident transgender, remarks "Name one human faction that is going to Alras that is not exiled, disgraced, or unwanted in their home nation. Alras is a haven for perfidious traitors, corrupt nobility, dishonorable upstarts, and the exiled. That being said I'm a gay orc so take my advice with a grain of salt."

This is dumb as ****