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Cosmik

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  1. They laugh at your jokes / You think you're doin' quite well / But you're in danger, boy / You end up alone, forgotten, way up on the shelf

  2. through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by / with bright knives He releaseth my soul / he maketh me to hang on hooks in high places / he converteth me to lamb cutlets

  3. Jervis, fetch me a flagon of tears from the cellar, if you please.

  4. Light the menorah and cry me a river.

    1. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      The dreidel will decide if you're a whining c*nt or not. . . . . it seems you are.

  5. "The White Roses are such racists and evil monsters! So to vanquish them and end their power... I'm going to RIP DOWN THEIR POSTERS! Grr!"

  6. By the human docks, a young man can be seen accompanied by others bearing the tabbard of the White Rose, loading large staves of wood onto a nearby supply boat. He peruses the notice board and rubs his pointed chin whilst remarking to his comrades: "That's bothersome. We'll require even more wood for pikes now."
    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      It's not circulaaaar!

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      OH MY GOD.

      DAMNIT.

      I'm not even OCD, and this is frusterating me.

      ;m;

  7. I have the most awkward HomestuckRP character in the history of mankind.

  8. Back from work, got better at throwing tomahawks, no one died. It was a good weekend.

  9. AFK for the next two days, working. Please attach all urgent correspondance to the garden gnome out front and he'll see to it's transmission.

  10. Cosmik's Streed Cred Stuff #47 - buy a cheap toothbrush and scrape the head off using the sidewalk. Instant Sleepover Shiv!

    1. Temp

      Temp

      This IS pretty street cred. I mean, you failed to spell street correctly. Legit +1

  11. Planning your char's future is about as effective as telling the orchards when to produce fruit.

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    2. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      I farm IRL, Meta - you can get a ballpark idea of when the plants produce but you'll never be able to nail down when the goods are ready or how much there'll be. As for RP, I'm referring to people that meticulously plan every aspect of their char's lives and their futures. Make a char, give the char some goals, and accept whatever comes in the process - even if that means dying early.

    3. Sister Sequoia

      Sister Sequoia

      good man. I plan what I'd /like/ to have happen, but it rarely turns out as planned. My 2nd ever character on LotC lived less than 2 irl hours. I created her to be a mercenary fighter woman, walked down King's Road, got attacked by a group of Orcs, dragged off, klomp'd, and then her head cut off and put on a pike. Shrugged my shoulders and made the next character.

    4. MetaSolaray

      MetaSolaray

      The ballpark method is what I was referring to, many people without even realizing will do what Menarra did; plan out the path but be willing to, take side steps. Meta for example has some set steps in his life, how he reaches them and what will happen is decided by the path he walks. It's just like Death; it is a promised step in all life...Just how you get there is constantly changing.

  12. Attn: everybody

  13. Screw it, 7 people over the past 24 hours have asked if I do league, so I'll give it a shot. I'm not too late, am I?

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    2. Ever

      Ever

      Just remember: I'm the final boss.

    3. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      The outcome was never really in doubt.

    4. Tentoa

      Tentoa

      Prepare yourself. League is a love/hate relationship. You will develop Stockholm syndrome

  14. People change. Me, I'm a lamp.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Not only lamps!

      He has fan friends too!

      And big bouncy green ball friends!

      And... And... And...

      Glasses friends! Scissor friends!

    3. The Cleaning Crew
    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      ^^^

      He's ICE cold.

      HAH.

  15. Meanwhile, at the burnt remains of the Lusty Rose

    1. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      Jackie Chan, The Read Power-Ranger, Some Pink Idiot, And An Alien? Very un RP...

  16. New theme song.
  17. mfw someone describes their char as "handsome and attractive"

  18. thought experiment: remove the Guide rank and all related perks completely and see how many former guides still work without the prestige.

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    2. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      The only thing I can think of that would enhance the guide role would be some sort of system for when players first join - I know guy's who've joined up in the past couple of months and have had as many as 5, FIVE, guides message them at once. If there was a /modreq styled system invisible to regular people that catalogued new players that haven't been assisted somehow, it would make much more sense.

    3. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      Plus I've always felt that if a job like this was strictly volunteer and didn't require fame and applications to be one, the only people that would actively do it would be the people that genuinely want to make a difference, not the people who want a title and power - because it wouldn't exist.

    4. Ever

      Ever

      It would be nice. At the moment, all we have is Thu'um making up a list of players that have been accepted during the week. I think we should just get access to all the powers of GMs but have our focus be on new players. No use in making a gimped team whose job is to do what some GMs don't feel like doing/feel like it's below them.

  19. Dearest LotC staff: some of the posts in the "Ideas" forum will become a year old soon. Don'cha think you could go ahead and deny them?

    1. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      Your Friend In Christ,

      ~Cosmik

    2. Undetected?

      Undetected?

      Where's Raptor, he's the man who's actually moving old topics.

    1. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      Heh- So that's what she looks like without makeup. :T

    2. blindmind

      blindmind

      Peter Parker captured her smashing side

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      My jimmies have been... rustled. o_o

  20. Nations Forum RP in a nutshell: http://i.imgur.com/rHr5e98.jpg

    1. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Saw this yesterday :D

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