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  1. a ha haaa, ayy, it's ya boi, uhh, skinny sense of self-worth

    1. Kardel

      Kardel

      hey man thats pretty good wanna join the apex memers guild?

  2. Fall break = be active for a week then vanish

  3. The end will come like an iceberg // and I will help everyone else into the lifeboats // hiding my relief behind a hero

  4. OOC In-game name: Cosmik Skype: cosmikornia RP Homunculus name: Vub Key Symbol in the homunculus: Water Race: Primarily Wood Elf, with the deformities described below. Appearance of homunculus: Vub's skin resembles the sky on an early summer morning, or a cleaned shard of lapis - a stark blue. His body is impossibly slender and wiry beyond malnutrition. Because of this, he suffers from a distinct lack of strength, simply because of a lack of muscle or fat. Vub's bones would jut out from the thin layer of skin concealing them, and in some places (such as the elbow), you could feel the texture of their surfaces if you pressed hard enough. His 6'4" frame would amount to 90, 100 pounds at best. Grey-blue eyes would regard you from sunken eye sockets. His thin lips are nearly concave. Loose brown curls of hair fall to the collarbone. The fingers, long twigs as they are, are spaced far apart on his large palms, so much so that the pinky finger would be fairly close to the carpals of the wrist. They remind you of starfish. When standing in the anatomical position, the first knuckles of his index fingers would be parallel to his kneecaps. Personality of Homunculus: Vub is a homebody. Since his form is fragile and thin, his personality would initially be one of sheer terror and confusion as he learns to operate his body. As time would go on, he would slowly learn to appreciate the quiet and simple things in life. Maybe he'd be lurched over the dinner table, studying the way the varnish has brought out the rings in the cedar. Or he'd be sitting on a bench outside, watching the funny way that one of his companion's head bobs straight up and down when he speaks. Vub would be concerned with household tasks: the cooking, the cleaning, the potted plants, the half-dead goldfish. When he /does/ speak, it'd avoid any conflict at all. All Vub wants is a quiet, peaceful, fulfilling life for him and his friends, like a still lake. Are you aware of the PK cause and do you agree that your character will be PK’ed if one of conditions are met?: Mhmm.
  5. Ashur: legendary warrior, scholar, and party hostess.

  6. Got $25 for REI so that means I can buy $150 of stuff and it'll only cost $125

    1. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      that can't be right

    2. Kim

      Kim

      positive thinking, I like it

    3. Tythus
  7. Reportin live from the gutter

  8. Unexpected item in the bagging area

    1. Skippy
    2. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      Why aren't you banned yet?

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      Did someone say baggins!!!

  9. lifecycle of an edgy http://i.imgur.com/Lu1OdVe.png

    1. Moot

      Moot

      Can we not.

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      honest to god makes me wanna get out there with a good ol' cranequin crossbow and shoot 'em up

  10. Burke and I accost an edgy. He and his friends pick a fight. 20+ people RP barfight for at LEAST 2 IRL hours. Then a dragon shows up outside.

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    2. VampsWillDie

      VampsWillDie

      20 people and a dragon walk into a bar...?

    3. excited

      excited

      that fight was fun, but hell

    4. susitsu

      susitsu

      Today was ******* epic.

  11. FACT: 80% of all roleplay posts start with "the" or "a", like a long list of titles for movie sequels that never should've existed

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    2. excited
    3. H

      H

      <blank> files a ban report! What happens next will restore your faith in humanity!

    4. Space

      Space

      Like, if those Fiandria **** is mellow for a day, perhaps post 'The Forest Yawns.' Or, for a wedding, instead of some colour, be like 'Open Bar Wedding' or something. Edgy and ****, you know?

  12. it's time for a revival. god wills it.

    1. susitsu

      susitsu

      PREACH IT, BRUTHA!

  13. i joined this server at 15 and today i'm 19. i literally spent 4 years here. oh my god

    1. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      okay so i joined right before i turned 16. that's 3 years. soooooo much smaller obv

    2. susitsu

      susitsu

      ASHUR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???

  14. live and in color

    1. excited

      excited

      cosmic powers

    2. danic

      danic

      color is my trigger word please cease and desist

    3. susitsu

      susitsu

      ...You motherfucker.

  15. a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles.

    1. excited

      excited

      "ITS OVER 10,000!!!111!1!"

    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      you are no super sand

  16. new profile pic: STS9 - When the Dust Settles EP

  17. now who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

  18. if you're ever up for bizarre thief RP involving a stuffed baby with a head made of pure stone, hmu on skype: cosmik_lotc. i'll teach you how to be a PROPER highwayman

    1. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      I gave up my Hobbit thief a while ago but my plans usually just involved boomerangs and TNT for anything. Hope you have as much fun with it as I did!

  19. male kha have hundreds of backwards-facing barbs on their junk. keep that in mind next time you ftb. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats#Reproduction

  20. "omg my char TOTALLY hates girls and doesn't persue relationships, which is why i RP with girls exclusively and hang out in their houses 24/7. not interested, ladies. srs."

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      just can't get away from that booty

    3. Snoop

      Snoop

      Swiggity Swoogity.

    4. AgentSunny

      AgentSunny

      oh aren't you now

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