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CowsGoMoo

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About CowsGoMoo

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    Champion of Feces
  • Birthday 06/19/1997

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    Cristata
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    Cowwsgomoo

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    California
  • Interests
    Sleep.

Character Profile

  • Character Name
    Domelvia Flormai
  • Character Race
    Dark Elf

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  1. CowsGoMoo

    My dog is trying to kill me. He's been tripping me all day! I can see it in his adorable affectionate eyes. Somewhere deep down there... he's up to something. I don't think he knows I know. What do I do? Should I distract his killing intent with a squeaky ball? Or should I huddle into a ball, and hope he spares my life?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I'm your dog. And man do I think your flesh looks tasty.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I-I'm... NOT TASTY.

      My flesh is like... PUDDY. PUDDY IS NOT YUMMY.

      Actually, well, it depends. THere's some pretty delicious puddy-looking foods out th- I MEAN.

      I'm not YUMMY! PLEASE. SPARE MY LIFE!

      -grabs a ball and throws it into the other corner of the room-

      JUST GET AWAY FROM ME. Get away!

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      -chases after the ball-

      I'll get you later meat-bag!

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