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SortedJarhead

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  1. "HAHAHAHAHAHAA its funny because he says it" says Armas when he is in Malinor
  2. "You sir, are the only smart elf not autistic elf." says Armas
  3. "Where was the law that said it was illegal???????"
  4. Aromas actually reads the edict and sighs "Wasatch, now we can't kill herendulians!!!!!!"
  5. The Royal Jester signs the bottom of the page, as his easterly wisdom is necessary for such an edict
  6. "You cant censor the media! Truth must be spread1!! By the way please fund us with you king money, kay?"
  7. "I thought the High Pontiff liked little boys."
  8. "Okay, there can be multiple ads though. Just send me a bird containing the details."
  9. "Seriously I take mina donations I spent like 4 hours on this." says Armas as he hands them out.
  10. Free copies are handed out in Abresi. Feel free to send SortedJarhead minas though.
  11. If I just said what Galendar did I'd have like 3 new forum warnings. This is bais.

    1. AgentSunny

      AgentSunny

      merry christmas, m8.

  12. anyone want their business advertised int he Abresi Gossip????

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    2. dank
    3. Sky

      Sky

      Advertise my reality show; "Sardine's in a Can" It's a show based off of Empire's kingdom.

    4. gam

      gam

      sky that is harasmant pls stop hes just a young lad you see

  13. explain to me what happened to Sarda

    1. Lym

      Lym

      Moved to the Nether.

    2. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      None of it was real.

  14. What happened to the Imperial Army post? That was the military for the Kingdom. I demand explanation

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    2. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      It wasn't breaking any rules.

    3. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      corupt adminz ery1!!11!! #makkefunnolore sweg #hashtag #removadmin #sorttedisthenewavailer #trolrpisbestrp

    4. SirSnowMan

      SirSnowMan

      ddoss via nexus plugin

  15. The Imperial Army is recruiting tell yo friends

  16. Posted in the Abresi Streets for every knight, noble and edgy to see. It be coming soon. I put a lot of time into the actual thing, this is like 3 minutes of bad photoshop.
  17. "o **** now they are going to be more edgy and less scary" think armas "well they not scary anyway they just ignore when u attack them and somehow swords dont damage them"
  18. RIP me I'm the plauge of this server

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    2. dank

      dank

      we are all friends of sorted

    3. Tom_Whiteman

      Tom_Whiteman

      i am trollz mutch luv tew cyndikit

    4. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Listen 2 cyn fggts I'm actualy affended

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