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  1. The only time I try and to be serious and I **** up. All I wanted was to become a serious player.

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    2. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      'Ey, at least he's trying to change, trying.

    3. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Cyndi, I payed the price for that sin. 3 days in Valhalla. And yes, I'm trying hard to change. It's hard when every time I do something I get banned.

    4. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      #westcoastbestcoast

      #onthehabsbandwagonrightnow

  2. Acknowledging when to shut up and not being a little ***** when someone has a good idea but i love you still
  3. Malnar the Hungry, great Chieftain of the Thenn, one of the harshest tribes North of the wall. He feasts on the severed arm of a Crow, a foul act encouraged in the North. However, Malnar was not a average Wilding. He didn't care for the hatred between the many clans. He believed it would take another unification to finally take back the South. He knew he had to, and was determined to try. Malnar's army stood at only 1k, but are more feared and disciplined than any other Wildling army. He marches his army to the harsh tundra of the Hornfoot clan.
  4. "Y'all send me a bird, y'here." says the very capitalist Mr. Moneybags in his southern tongue.
  5. Mr. Moneybags Monopoly stands in front of crowd. "Hello, great men of this industrial era! Today I bring good news! Monopoly Co. is opening a railroad that will stretch from the Monklands all the way to deep Midget lands! Yeeeehaw! It will have a stop in many great cities, and if you are interested in having your town have a stop within the railroad's cycle, it will cost a simple 1000 minas for the main tracks and 500 on the smaller tracks. It is already in construction and this eleven day the Vekaro-Urguni tracks shall be laid and up! I however am looking for private investors to become shareholders and help me run the railroad. Just honker me a bird, y'hear. Ave the industrial era!" Ok so send me your minas if you want to be involved. I'm almost done the first tracks from Vekaro to Dorfland, and it will be running tonight for you to ride on!
  6. OOC; Forum name: SortedJarhead Skype (can be PMed to me if you wish): SortedJarhead IC: House/Faction: Wildings Starting military strength (keep it reasonable): I'm not sure, can we talk about a reasonable number in skype? Short history: They are of the first men, and live behind a giant wall. They are united by Raymun Redbeard [?] or not, I don't know. Theres little on their history.
  7. just like jesus 2000 years ago, today i rise from dead. i am unbanned!!!

  8. OK can I dibs house Greyjoy I will apply l83r. I'm not home can only use mobile.
  9. This guild be Gucci I rped with him he was best rped in like fringe where do I sign up
  10. charles the bald is what happens if u do marajuana just once... #dontlegalizepoison !!!!1.

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      i tried marijuamango once

      then i became a pvp troll

      my family disowned me

      my dogs ran away from home

      my boss killed himself.

      dont do it

    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      aislin4depresseddrunk

  11. Sorry I was gone for 2 days for easter will post today. Sneaky u can be mod a guess thnx for asking me uggggggh....
  12. i watched vikings season 1 in a day

    1. Missandryst

      Missandryst

      Welcome to the Dark Side.

  13. Every accepted besides worldiswar, Greyjoy is already taken.
  14. Name:Adel Jon Jacob F'itla Jr. Race: Elf Age: 600 Political Party: Malin Workers' Party [ My own far-right party it's mine okay. #NationalSocialism #Facist ] My fellow elves! We are the superior race, we are very wise and skilled and deserve better for ourselves! Join us and we will concentrate all Kha! Expel the filthy furries from our land! We can make the elves stronger than ever!
  15. Crows scatter throughout Westeros. It comes from the Wall, and it warns the Great Houses of the King Beyond the Wall and the dead rising, the return of the White Walkers. --- The Free Folk's camp raised in smoke at the return of the Crow King. His hands bloodied and in his arms the body of a fallen wilding. He through it in the fire and it burned, releasing it's sour sent into the air. His head looks up, facing his people. His beard grows ice and his hair is frozen to his skull. His eyes hold still as he stares. As he opens his mouth he finds no words. He retreated to his tent where he had to rest, and soon the word passed around. He has slain a White Walker. They have returned. With this jump the people become both scared and anxious. No one wanted to be killed by one, but they wanted the glory of slaying one themselves. But yet it was ordered that all bodies be burned. The Crows strike the Wildings hard and they know they need to retaliate. The king sends men to all the northern tribes, calling for their aid to strike beyond the wall. --- In Essos rumor is said a city has fallen to Daenerys Targaryen. The Mother of Dragons is said to be raiding the coast and her dragons proving stronger than any army, fighting alongside her slave army. Of course, many others say she died in the Red Waste. Yet, the Dothraki Warlords who abandoned her begin to shiver as they know she will want her revenge, and Volantis knows she's also headed their way. [i know I'm straying from the story, deal with it. I'm skipping ahead a bit with Daenerys's storyline.]
  16. It is the reign of Kings once again as Westeros erupts into war, the Lannisters, Starks and Baratheons butting heads while other houses stake their claim as well. Essos doesn't stand so well either, as rumors of the Mother of Dragons who comes to take back her lost kingdom arises and the states tremble. Also beyond the wall many rumors brew up as well. Gossip of the dead returning to life and Wildings breaching the wall tremble all of the North and the land around. All in all the world is not in a good time. [Feel free to begin posting, this would be starting around the time the everyone decides to rebel against the throne.]
  17. I'm SortedJarhead, and I like to play on Premium Minecraft Roleplaying Servers

    1. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      You're in the wrong place then lol.

  18. You get to be all of Hosue Dorne not just a single city, sorry. You can be a House, City or Faction depending on where you are.
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