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  1. The Hedge Knight

    If a fly lands on your arm. Have you really just landed on the fly?

    1. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      No, it's a god damn filthy xeno that needs to be crushed immediately. Grow some hair on your chest, hotshot.

    2. spqrSancus

      spqrSancus

      No, as in order to be the one to land, one must be in flight. Furthermore, it must land ON the object. Jumping on the fly would thus qualify as landing on it, but not the fly landing on an arm whilst on the ground. :P

  2. The Hedge Knight

    In the lumber farm by spawn when I notice how little axes there are. So I'm going to fill that double chest now.

    1. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      :) I remember being new here and having an axe, others deserve the same lol.

  3. The Hedge Knight

    It isn't oft' I sail these rocky seas. But when a moment of such may bless me I take it. I know this will be my last peaceful voyage, as my next will be in means of war... War to eat Gemmy's shoes...

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      You are ******* hilarious i hope you eat her shoes

  4. The Hedge Knight

    Jellyfish are strange, unlike any other animal on this planet... One word.... Aliens.

    1. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Jellyfish are a supercluster of Microorganisms working together in perfect unison. A.K.A Communists.

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Then communists.... Aliens.

    3. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Hanar.

  5. The Hedge Knight

    Just bought Running with Rifles. Anyone else on there with a steam account who wants a groupie?

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    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I tried it for a very short time on their demo. It seems very well put together, especially for a demo version. I have yet to actually turn on the full game. But I'd say I enjoyed it for the time I played it.

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      it's awesome

    4. Z3r05t4r

      Z3r05t4r

      I got the game too, already some time ago, just before release. A very entertaining shooter. Casual, but intense.

  6. The Hedge Knight

    Just got Noperism's and my lunch with his money. #YOLO

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    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Pics taken, awaiting arrival at house to craft a post

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Pics taken, awaiting arrival at house to craft a post

    4. poopdoodler

      poopdoodler

      Eat my nuggets

  7. The Hedge Knight

    Just had the most amazing RP.

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Good on you! :D

  8. The Hedge Knight

    Killswitch Engage is making me want to punch stuff at random.

    1. Rilath

      Rilath

      Great band though~

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Indeed.

  9. The Hedge Knight

    LET THEM COME, SLAUGHTER THEM TO THE LAST... AND EAT YOUR FILL!

    1. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      Why aren't we killing yet!?

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I don't know!

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      YES!.. Enemies. We need enemies!

  10. The Hedge Knight

    Log in to two friend requests. So happy :3

  11. The Hedge Knight

    Long day, couldn't save a child, and I fixed a leg that normally would've been amputated...

    1. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      Sounds good and bad.

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      Bittersweet day I'd say.

  12. The Hedge Knight

    Looking out my window... I swear I see either an extremely drunk individual, or a zombie. I hate my paranoia at times..

    1. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Get a cricket bat just in case.

    2. Aedan The Bard

      Aedan The Bard

      Muahahahaha

  13. The Hedge Knight

    Love you guys.

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      ok.

    2. Bethykinss

      Bethykinss

      <3

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      <3 <3 <3

      Pass out from exhaustion now.

  14. The Hedge Knight

    Love.

    1. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Shrek

  15. The Hedge Knight

    Lucky charms. They're magically delicious.

  16. The Hedge Knight

    Lunch with Noperism. Having fun. #YOLO

    1. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      You will Slap Noperism your master demands so!

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      The deed is done.

  17. The Hedge Knight

    MAIM, KILL, BURN! MAIM, KILL, BURN! MAIM, KILL, BURN!

    1. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      I CALL FIRST BLOOD!

    2. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      I CALL FIRST BLOOD!

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      FOR THE GLORY OF CHAOS! BLOOD!

  18. The Hedge Knight

    Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

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    2. Z3r05t4r

      Z3r05t4r

      Same to you.

    3. XkynarethX

      XkynarethX

      And a happy New Year!

    4. Bethykinss

      Bethykinss

      Eh hem, What they said!

  19. The Hedge Knight

    Mmmmh.... Mmmmhmmm.... Mmmmh. That's the noise I make when something tastes really good....

    1. Masked Fiend

      Masked Fiend

      Hey Chim Chim~

    2. Masked Fiend

      Masked Fiend

      Hey Chim Chim~

  20. The Hedge Knight

    My kitten has roundworms :c

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    2. Sentlit

      Sentlit

      D: sad day

    3. Trouvo

      Trouvo

      *opens comments to post comment....Freya already said it....

    4. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ew

  21. The Hedge Knight

    My labor is no easier, but now I know I'm not alone.~ That verse is great.

  22. The Hedge Knight

    My tonsils feel like they're just going to fall down into my throat randomly...

    1. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      Get them cut out. I did.

    2. loakmendbe

      loakmendbe

      At first I read toe nails.

  23. The Hedge Knight

    Never gets old huh? Nope. Kinda makes you wanna- Break into song? Yep.

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies

    2. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      I love big bridges, I love when great whites fly.

    3. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      I love the whole world...

  24. The Hedge Knight

    No.

  25. The Hedge Knight

    Oh I know XD Either Halo 4 or being a knight on here has kept me quite busy, though my live has been derping up.

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