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    High Priestess of the Thighdom
  • Birthday 03/01/1995

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    Lotha Scylla, Harlot, Merylynn the Wanderer
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    Darkdwarf/Ascended, specter!!!, mostly high elf

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  1. Demotheus

    I want to make a farmer character, get a farm and some land and stuff, get everythign set up and then make a post in the trade section titled as such. "LOOKING FOR LARGE QUANTITIES OF BULLSHIT" And have the actual OP continue that sentence with something like : horseshit, cowshit, all sorts of ****! Need manure for my crops to grow nice and strong! Buying it by the barrel. . ."

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    2. Yoff

      Yoff

      I will go through the trouble of naming Lava, "Cow Manure".

    3. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      My dad and a friend of ours actually sold "**** in a jar" and they sold horseshit bullshit, and chicken ****. XD

    4. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      "I broke my leg, pa!"

      "That's a load of bullshit!"

      "Pa, the bone's sticking out, I'm not lyin', pa!"

      "No, no you moron. Over there in th' feild th' farmer's got a big cart full ah bullshit."

      "Wow, Pa, that /is/ a load of bullshit!"

      "Watch yer mouth, son."

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