Amorphbutt

day three and all the food i could find was cookies. tonight we starve

Anger bang is good if it's not rape - spigot, 2014

Brace yourselves, demons are coming!

dwarf drowner? more like dwarf boner

are you serious. lyrium in lotc? :I

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you

A shade meets a ghost in an abandoned house. What happens?

"A statue was erected in the honor of my ___." Winning card: "biggest, blackest [insert improper word for genitalia here]."

:I not pleased

rule 1 4 teh bestest drood: smoke weed erryday

w0w i just got soul puppetry then it's taken away. worst puppeteer ever

we need to kill all the khels alright

OH GOD. SOLVENT GREEN IS PEOPLE/

warning for everyone, never watch American Horror Story: Freak Show

raptor assisted the dark spawn in the fourth blight and tried to destroy ferelden

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knox and the perfectionist, forbidden, bloody love

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