Amorphbutt

i am backkk

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"Welcome to the **** **** PISS woods. I will be your guide!"

I wore a dress once. Loved it. I also hit people with the floof floof part.

Apply pen to paper and draw dickbutts.

a mage who knows all evocations is the anti-christ to the druids

Bards are like lemmings; they flock to high places, then fall down to their deaths.

i attempt to duck as in the bird

You know what is slippery when hot?

Who needs games when you can buy a cephalopod for the same price? Screw Dragon Age: Inquisition, get an octopus! Get the next Grand Theft: Auto? Pff! Don't make me laugh! I got my kraken for the SAME price!

i feels like a failure

There is nothing more horrifying than a halfling with an attitude.

i h8 games that force romance upon you so that's why you die kaidan

truth: ur never 2 grown up 2 be goth :o) let out the edge in u 2day

you all get button eyes

"Oui'na so ymdyn, yht E's ouin gheva, mad'c syga Metztli rybbo dukadran."

we all know what up with the server. the admins are having a diamond party without us.

There's a translator for a Jamaican accent. I wonder if there's a translation for stupid.

futurama oh i miss you my love

"Treeeeess.... They are us..."