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Amorphbutt

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  1. The 'blessings' for the elves and humans are rather... Well, ineffective. Every other race (orcs, dwarves - excluding kharajyr) can live for centuries, even thousands of years - making the long lifespan of elves ineffective cos, well, that's pretty much just limiting the elves to live for [x] hundred years while these orcs and dwarves can be 2000. The ability to breed like rabbits also are shared with all the other Descendant Races. So, err... Yeah.

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    2. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      The curses are fine and balanced. People Rp the curses well enough. Elves are infertile, dwarves are greedy (not hard to Rp lol most people are greedy ooc), Orcs just wanna klomp stuff, and humans don't live too long. However, the blessings are somewhat inbalanced. The elven age is pretty much useless because of how fast time passes on the server. It's rare, but you can find a non-lorebreaking human that has been alive since Aegis. The human blessing isn't even a blessing it's...

    3. Heff

      Heff

      guis halfligns live to 200 and beyond calm down

    4. Lima

      Lima

      Dwarves have the blessing of being smart yet half the playerbase are retards.

      Go figure.

  2. => Be that person. Person: Do something stupid.

  3. combat in LOTC? more like "wait what's happening"

  4. Raptor unlawfully supported Ser Loghain Mac Tir in his crusade against the King of Ferelden and the Grey Wardens

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    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      loghain is the hero of river dane, he is a hero of fereldan, he knows what is best for this country

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      and he's a fkin TEYRN not a knight SHOW RESPECT

    4. Salvo

      Salvo

      Go, my brave man. Sacrifice yourself against the archdemon while I enjoy being alive.

  5. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas; a massive nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of several millions of degrees.

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Simpletons and your sungods. I should smite you now. Pff.

      Who needs gods when ya GOTS SCIENCE?! *science intensifies*

    3. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      so is ur mom lolrekt

    4. Ser Paul Ryan
  6. A nonexistent being looks to the other nonexistent thing and says, "Hey, I don't exist too, let's be friends."

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    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      great banter it really is

    3. Burkester
    4. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      That's no way to get in to an incarporeal trenscendant-comosis being's pants.

  7. Give REASON a shot. It has never, not once in history, worked. But it might work this time.

  8. We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. {fear ourselves with silence}

  9. "What stands on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? I don't know but it's got me cornered in my room. Send help."

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    2. TavernLich

      TavernLich

      Baby in the morning because they crawl, man in the afternoon because they have two legs and old men at the evening because they have two legs and a cane. Also this is a riddle not a joke loll,

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      It was a reference to something that I enjoy a lot. Welcome to Night Vale. It wasn't a riddle nor a joke. GAWD.

    4. TavernLich

      TavernLich

      Oh whoops, I heard this a riddle.

  10. I am now calling Geo the Daedric Lord of Irnbru

    1. craigr34

      craigr34

      back aff yah spooky *****

  11. Might anyone tell me as to how you post lore? :U

  12. "Does the carpet match the drapes? No, it does not. You are the worst interior designer. Leave my home."

  13. And now, slaves of the Cloud, the Weather. *your favorite song plays*

    1. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      I see that WTNV reference.

  14. You should not know anything about this. The structure of heaven and the angelic organizational chart are privileged information. Anything the Angels have told you is a lie, as they also do not exist. Report any sightings to the Council immediately.

  15. what was with the lack of status updates?

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      trial run by admins

  16. I came out here I have a good time and honestly, I'm feeling kinda attacked right now.

  17. Is anyone having issues connecting to the server?

    1. Britfirefox

      Britfirefox

      Not at the moment, no.

  18. give us MPM or we give you death - new motto

    1. Ivran

      Ivran

      I believe you can update your MPM by logging onto a different server. I think.

    2. TheRealKiru

      TheRealKiru

      I'm sure Skippy is still our over us.

  19. can we have blackjack

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      I'll play it with ye

  20. Would anyone be interested in a new Avatar: The Last Airbender roleplay?

    1. Kim

      Kim

      Good luck @_@ rip last one

    2. Ford

      Ford

      let me check if im high enough

      yeah nah no thanks not high or drunk enough yet

    3. EboBren'

      EboBren'

      On /tg/ they had a big quest in the Avatar universe. I'm not keeping up with it but it must be good 'cause it's been going on for a long time.

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