Edward greets Hadrien in the nether.
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It was a quiet day for the neglected younger nephew of Hadrien de Sarkozy. He sat in a lounge chair in the countryside of Auvergne listening to the birds chirp and watching the Auvergnian serfs prune the grape vines to make wine. He felt genuinely at peace at that moment. He looked up to to see the shining sun casting it's rays down upon the grape vines, the shadows dancing on the ground.
Then a squawk broke his peace, and the worst bird in the Kaedreni homing pigeon force flew down at him, smacking straight into the building whose shade was providing ample cover from the sun. He fell of his chair with the loud noise breaking the peace. He stares at the limp bird, gathering a stick to poke it. It lets another loud squawk before falling dead. He slowly and cautiously takes the letter from the bird's leg. He unrolls it and reads it very slowly.
"Mkay."