Catarrh

Mind you, I'm not talking about what you're referring to as normal conversations. I don't go around correcting people on skype or text messages. I'd be a very busy man if I did. In fact, I very rarely correct anyone's grammar, because there's always some guy who feels personally hurt over any and all correction. So, if you're talking about something like a skype conversation or your own intentionally butchered replies to my status (yes, I caught the joke, Pie), then you and I aren't talking about the same context. 

Just a prank, my friend. I agree with you.

It should be said, I'm hoping to become a teacher in the Fall, so I tend to rant on this kind of stuff.