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  1. Major Tom
    After seeing Tory wearing a suit of pillow armor and shouting something about ale kegs and giant squids, Posco quickly ran over to the village board to read the notice. After reading the poster, he raises an eyebrow and thinks of the feast that could be had if the beast is captured. "'Hems, probably, good eaten'! 'Hough i' migh' be 'ard fer wha'ever poor fellah trys 'o capture i', knowin' 'ow well armed squids be." After the absolutely hilarious pun, Posco makes his way to the Lumpy Pumpkin fantasizing about the different ways to cook a squid.
  2. Major Tom
    Few things. 1, I adore the cantankerous chicken. 2, This idea justlikeyou is fantastic in every way. And 3, The date o' the event will probably have to be changed. So anyways +1
  3. Major Tom
    Seems awesomely coolio. Plus more events in Len is never bad +1
  4. Major Tom
    Trying to ignore Bolo's "hardships", Posco Bramble continues strolling down the main path of Lenfarthing stoppig suddenly as he sees the new poster on the notice board. After a quick glance over the parchment, Posco scowls and throws his hands up. "Well I guess i's jus' gonna be bread and taters fer us now, can't even make a proper decen' shroom stew 'ou' some mea'!" After a brief sigh he makes his way to the inn, still with a large frown on his face.
  5. Major Tom

    Okay I know how much my jokes are loved, so here's another: Who ruined the elven picnic? The ANT-agonist! *ba dum tss*

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    2. Old Man Boiendl

      Old Man Boiendl

      U rent funy

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I am beloved

    4. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      ANT-agonists? Huh. If us real antagonists were there we would have simply IMMOLATED the picnic.

  6. Major Tom

    Okay okay, another joke: Why didn't the Oren peasant drink any tea? Cause he was already p-OREN himself a mug of ale! *ba dum tsss*

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    2. iseemoosego

      iseemoosego

      I thought it was pretty funny...

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I regret nothing

    4. Kickstarted and Running

      Kickstarted and Running

      I enjoyed it

  7. Major Tom
    Isn't the plumage beautiful?
  8. Major Tom

    I gots another joke: What do you call a crime fiction, featuring cynical elf characters? A Mali-NOIR!

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    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Well this got a better reaction than the last joke.

    3. _SteelMemes_

      _SteelMemes_

      Off with his head!

    4. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Still better reaction.

  9. Major Tom

    I gots a joke: Are Ape Kharajyr even real? PAW-sibly! *ba dum tsss*

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    2. Ever

      Ever

      You should feel bad ):

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I don't need this.

    4. blindmind

      blindmind

      Apeculiar question.

  10. Major Tom
    On one of Posco Bramble's very rare visits to Malinor, he happens to notice the elegant parchment. After quickly skimming over the poster, he mumbles to himself. "I ain' 'alf bad a' wri'in' a naugh'y limerick meself!" After a short nod he rips the poster from it's notice board, then crumbles it up and stuffs it into his waist coat pocket. Far too excited for the event to realize that he doesn't have a clue where "Lin'evaral" is.
  11. Major Tom

    "The Last of Us" is a pretty en-JOEL-able game *ba dum tsss*

    1. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      CLICKERS

    2. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      ELLIE. I WANT MAH ELLIE BACK.

  12. Major Tom

    Hehehe second time I've been drowned and eaten by a big savage beast

    1. craotor

      craotor

      Second...?

    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      Yeah, first time it was a troll (like the fantasy type)

  13. Major Tom

    Druids be creepy

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    2. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      No, just creepy. I saw it

    3. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      Just a bit.

    4. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      :)

  14. Major Tom
    Cool beans +1 Nicely written and well thought out.
  15. Major Tom

    And you get a Beta Tester app, and you get a Beta Tester app!

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    2. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      "Posco, look under your chair"..."ITS A BETA TESTER APP"!!!

    3. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      *cries of joy

    4. Aptrotta

      Aptrotta

      You call for me? Oh, App. Not ap

  16. Major Tom

    What's a good TV show to watch?

    1. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      Depends. Try 'The Good Wife' if you like legal/political drama.

    2. Nano

      Nano

      I heard Devious Maids was pretty good. It's on Lifetime.

  17. Major Tom
    http://cdn0.meme.li/instances/300x300/39252329.jpg
  18. Major Tom
    Awesome, my Skype name is gorgo_empire.
  19. Major Tom
    Name IC/OOC: Traulik and gorgo_empire Race(Has to be Orc): Orc of course Orc Skin Tone: A mucky bland green Orc Subrace: Nomad Brief Bio (2 sentences, tell me who he is): Traulik is a 7'6ft Orc who has had fair bit of training in black smithing, although he is by no means an expert at the craft he can create decent weapons and armor if given time and supplies. Like most Orcs he is a warrior, preferring a one-handed axe and shield, however he does have a great deal to learn about fighting. He is not by any means the best warrior or blacksmith but he is more than capable of taking care of himself, Traulik (like most Orcs) is loyal to his leader and clan. Why are you interested?: Well besides the fact that I have always wanted to try out Orc RP, I like the lore and I like how (from what I can tell) active this clan seems. Player status (Active player, New player, etc.): I only joined three months ago and in that time I think I have basically learned the ropes, but this is my first time with Orc RP so I guess I would be a new player [new character] (if that's even a thing). Besides that I'm very active on this server.
  20. Major Tom

    I think I'mma make an Orc character

    1. NomadGaia

      NomadGaia

      Nooooooo be part of the Eden family..... Please?

    2. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      Sweet. Be a goblin. There's like three of us.

    3. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      I'm a goblin

  21. Major Tom
    As a human of the male gender that has been kicked (granted not the strongest kicks ever) down there a few times, I'm not sure that's entirely true. Aaaaanyways good guide, makes sense, and seems informative.
  22. Major Tom

    Just started watching Avatar yesterday, and already on the final season/book (whatever you call them)

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    2. mmat

      mmat

      Big modern cities have no place in the Avatar universe!

    3. blindmind

      blindmind

      Bad writing has no place in the Avarar universe! Some might have enjoyed the show, but it didn't have any of the quality of design its predecessor had.

    4. Watty_Banker

      Watty_Banker

      I watched Avatar as a kid but didn't follow air times so I know bits from each book

  23. Major Tom

    I don't know why but I'm feeling very happy today

    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      Until Walter II comes for you...

    2. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      I put up a line of defense at my burrow, I would like to see him try.

  24. Major Tom

    I can't stop laughing http://imgur.com/gallery/pmhl4

    1. Kaun

      Kaun

      Looks like the possible mother of the black man is laughing in the upper left corner.

  25. Major Tom

    Just got chopped up, boiled, and made into a stew by three Trolls. I am incredibly happy that lore got accepted :D

    1. ◀ Doone ►

      ◀ Doone ►

      That sounds amazing, like, no joke. xD THEY SHOULD TAKE ME NEXT! I hope they turn to stone in the sunlight, though. ;)

    2. Valon (Yokey)

      Valon (Yokey)

      POSCO'S DEAD?

    3. Major Tom

      Major Tom

      NAY!

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