hellfiazz

You wouldn't see a dirty Southerner or worse, a Scouser, making these kinds of posts.

I'll give 20 Minas to someone who can come up with a backstory because I forgot

"Faydruz am mur Uruk den mehni ub lat. Mi hab nub peep'd ehni ub lat offurin uz much tuh duh Zpiritz az im." says wiseman Motsham Buubztik

Hi, I can assist in naming if these are Spirits we're talking about (and considering there are countless lesser immortals for every and any emotion, that would make sense).

I was one of the most senior shaymins and the spirit lore writer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Nor was I approached about anything regarding the lore that could have led to the creation of such a weapon, or about any events concerning it. premium ETing rite there

Internal haemorrhaging due to rectal trauma

"Krugmar > Dwedmar" says Buubztik, somehow

Mod post: As the Islamic Caliphate's armies march into Africa, a meeting containing all heads of ((NPC)) states in Africa takes place in Johannesburg, out of harm's way. The meeting is relatively short, lasting only one hour before a consensus is reached. The President of the DRC is the first to make a press announcement to his people and the world. "People of the Congo, of Africa, of the world. Today I announce a historic decision that has been made by me and my African peers. In the face of the insatiable and ruthless aggression displayed by the Caliphate, we have as one body elected to form a coalition to counter this external threat to the independence of all African peoples. We would like to stress this is not a unification of our states, but is instead a necessary step needed to be taken to preserve our own lives and countless traditions that the people of Africa have kept for millennia. We invite the AFRIKAN COMMONWEALTH and SOUTH AFRICA to join us, for our security and theirs. Africa will not fall to the Islamists today, or ever." As the announcement is made, troops and armour stream North to the front lines in the millions, coming from Malawi to the Congo to the Western Sahara. The remaining west African States push up into Morocco with a force of 300,000 troops supported by thousands of modern tanks, artillery and aircraft. Over 2 million troops move into engage the invading force in Ethiopia, supported by armour and the airforce. Furthermore, some 1 million troops move through the Sahara and into Tunisia and Algeria, and although they suffer some losses to attrition, they get through with the majority of their force. In all areas, the Caliphate forces are being pushed back, and yet more African troops are mobilising and heading North.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8 Uh-huh, that's mah ****

LET'S GO GET EM GRIFF EDIT: JESUS CHRIST THE MUSIC

Buubztik picks up the package, a frown on his face. He opens it up, and reads the letter, noting the teeth as he finishes. "Diz dumskah blah'd mi uzg San'Vitar, skah im." Buubztik drafts his own letter, sending it to an "Echo Grace": "Dear Mister Grayz, It am with bub'hozh dissatisfaction agh extreme disgust that mi write this letter. This disgust am directed at lat'z perverse ignorance. San'Vitar am the name of the former capital of the Uruks, which has since been destroyed. The nation under which Uruks thrive am called the War Nation of Krugmar, nub San'vitar. Mi am glad mi was able to set lat straight on the path of cultural enlightenment. Lat'z faithfully, Buubztik'Lur"

Accepted

((The clan confederacy died the day after it was instituted. Activity dropped like a rock, and the Azogs and Drakehaze left as soon as they had set it in place. Rexdom might not work when there's a poor leader, but at least when there's good ones we thrive, whereas Clan Council doesn't work no matter what.))

MC Name: HELLFIAZz RP Name: Buubztik'Lur Timezone: GMT

"Mi zupport Vrogak fur duh Rexdum. Urukz niid azh liidur tuh tayk uz tuh glohri, agh dat liidur zhud bi Vrogak." Says Buubztik

"Hozh tydinz fur duh Gorkil klan, mi peep." notes Buubztik

Accepted!