Enlightenment

"Marcus is dead?! Outrageous!"

John clucks like a roach, "What a peculiar tradition, quite good I'd say."

Well, what’s your name? “Demetrio, Demetrio Cicero d’Montelliano y Kavietsby si” Aye. And from whence do you hail? “The-a County of Aldenburgo, si si.” Alright, alright, that’s a fine place this time of season. How many years have you lived? “Eh, about-a 48 years, I think si?” Got it. Your ethnicity, good man? I can’t make it out. “Illatiano, mi amico.” Mmm. I never would have expected it. Are you literate? “Of course-a, of course-a.” Good, that won’t hurt you. Do you have a wife at home, or children? “I did-a...” They call Sixtus the Third ‘the Lewd’ for having two bastards. Don’t be like him. Have you got anything against taking oaths? “I’ve-a taken many oaths, si si, I love oaths amico!” You’re all set. I’ll have this filed away to the Prelate at once. He’s all the way off in Pembroke, at least a day’s trip. Give him a while.

Clovis eats his croissant, nodding, “Zis eez fine! Zis eez tru-lee fine! Justice fair all! Hon! Hon! Hon!”

kinda epic...

John slowly looks to his uncle...

Clovis de Leumont née d'Amaury nods, smiling the sun’s smile as he tried to recall the wedding, “It was truly spectacular, oui! hon! hon! hon!”

Clovis nods, “God save the Imperial Crown.”

Man, I love to wait 3 hours for a modreq to be answered when there are three mods on, I love this team! Keep it up!

John nodded, “A good plan, perhaps...”

“Petty Usurpers”

John smiled the sun’s smile, “Thank you for repaying the favor with the truth, old friend.”

John the Roach Varoche gasped! “What is this! Adrians attacking my dearest friend for living his best life! What filth!”

John laughed, laughed, and laughed before finally speaking on this missive, “I did tell my fellow John and cousin he was a fool, but who knew he was an oathbreaker and adulturer as well!” John then stopped his laughing, before running off to kis His Supreme Eminence’s ring!

"Fools."

John the Roach chuckles, “Really an amazing story, I never knew William was such an author!”

“Yes, I concur! Another victory for the Holy Orenian Empire! Hurrah!”

“Sir John, my dearest Cousin, you claim to defend the Empire, you claim to protect the Empire, you assured me of this in person. Yet you will disband the only imperial vassal that does not host bandits, that hunts bandits upon the roads and ensures the Empire is a safe place for it’s denizens. What a fool you are, truly, I’m am beyond disgusted by your conduct and foolishness. You’re more blind than me! And I am actually going blind!” John the Roach Varoche stated, a dominant frown upon his visage as he simply shook his head to no avail and squinted his eyes, though he muttered one last prayer for Lorraine, ”God bless Lorraine.”

John the Roach chuckled, an amused smile upon his visage, “Then God wills it, I’d say!”

John the Roach nods, a smile upon his visage, “Another victory for the Holy Orenian Empire!”

I personally prefer when I bandit, to rply bandit someone, as I am only on this server for the rp after all, but there are times when there simply isn’t any time for such and the person you’re trying to rp with is simply incapable of rping properly.

“Carry on Carrion...” A certain old Illatian said, a frown upon his visage.

John raised a brow, “What census?”

stay epic man

John shakes his head in complete disgust, “Disgusting creatures, the lot of them!”