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Reckless Banzai Screamer

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  1. "If that ***** can't make me rich then ain't no need in ******* with her!" - staples 2016

  2. "Sorry Boo, yeah I lie to you but don't you lie to me!" - Kodak Black ;ooo (remove my warning points)

  3. "Your life hangs on a thread to be cut short on Doom's command!"

    1. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

        Catch a throatful from the fire vocaled.

       

  4. (#`Д´)(`皿´#)(`ω´)

    (・`ω´・) kokojin senpai notice me?~~~~~~ 

     

    "Hate Being Sober" - Chief Keef
    (feat. 50 Cent & Wiz Khalifa)
     

    "Young Chop on the beat"

    [Intro: Cheif Keef]
    I can spell sober...
    I'm a smoker...
    Fredo a drinker, Tadoe off molly water
    Sober, my ******* stay sober
    Sober
    Damn I hate being sober
    I hate being sober

    [Hook: Chief Keef]
    Damn I hate being sober, I'm a smoker
    Fredo was drinking, ain't said I want molly water
    But we can't spell sober
    Ballout roll up, when we roll up ******* be on us
    All the hoes they love smoking, and love drinking
    Anti-sober, for no reason
    Cause we can't spell sober
    Ya know us, we smoke strong boy, watch me roll up
    Cause I can't spell sober

    [Verse 1: Chief Keef]
    On my tour bus we get dumb high you's a floor, boy
    Fredo got a hangover he toting a Cobra
    Last night he was shooting **** up like O-Dog
    Reesy rolling, Tadoe got hoes on mollies
    Chief Sosa, Ballout, we high riding 'Raris
    My ******* love drinking, some love smoking
    Let my alcoholic ***** hit the dutch, she start choking
    Call up D-Money, now we throw money
    All these ******* off the shits they walk around like some zombies
    Call up D-Money, now we throw money
    All these ******* off the shits walk around like some zombies

    [Hook: Chief Keef]

    [Verse 2: 50 Cent]
    We got 100 pounds of this ****, my stash house with them bricks
    My pockets filled with them stacks, my ***** be gone off a flat
    She a hot tamale when she pop a molly, it's time to party, we party hard
    Drink and smoke it, drink and smoke it, drink and smoke it, we high for sure
    I came in back of that Rolls
    ****** I ain't stunting them hoes
    I trick a ***** to suck ****
    Trick, what you spend on her, we spend on clothes
    Too young for me she want Sosa, shooters in the Range Rover
    That's GBE, when them two-two-threes get to flyin' ***** it's over
    See my ring chain and my Rolex when I'm flexin'
    ***** I got to get mine, ****** get outta line, I check 'em
    See this gangster's **** done stuntin' to perfection
    ****** better believe me, I make it look easy

    [Hook: Chief Keef]

    [Verse 3: Wiz Khalifa]
    My weed so strong, my cheese so long
    Roll so many joints soon I might need a lung
    Spend so many grands that I might need some bands
    That's your ***** why she acting like she need a man?
    I'm faded, talking mills cause I made it
    Talking pounds cause I smoke it
    Talking game cause I played it
    I'm wasted, Rozzay that's my favorite
    OG kush you could taste it
    Buying Cris' by the cases
    I hate being sober
    Don't smell no one smoking
    Me and my niggas come roll up
    Believe they gon' fire on you
    You think you could roll up
    You smoke by the ounce
    Well *****, I smoke by the pound 'cause

    [Hook: Chief Keef]

    1. Violino

      Violino

      Shady stay hittin' them good a** music gains.

  5. [Intro]
    Climbin' up big ass trees
    Higher than Jack and the Bean
    *****, now I'm back poppin' beans
    And I ain't mixin' that with the Lean
    She got her mind made up
    (Mind made up)

    [Hook]
    I'm gonna hit that now and later
    (I'm gonna hit that now and later)
    I'm gettin' money now and later
    (Now and later)
    **** ain't sweet like now and later
    (Now and later)
    I be ridin' round town like I'm the mayor
    (I'm the mayor)
    Ready to get all that paper
    (Gotta get all that paper)
    I be fuckin' on thots like I'm a player
    (Like I'm a player)
    Thots when I go to sleep and wake up
    (They go to sleep and wake up)


    [Bridge]
    Thot breaker, thot breaker, thot breaker, thot breaker
    Thot breaker, thot breaker, thot breaker, heart breaker
    Thot breaker, thot breaker, heart breaker, thot breaker
    Heart breaker, thot breaker
    ***** I'm a heart breaker

    [Hook 2]
    Now and later, your ***** on the table
    Goin' up like elevators, running up escalators
    Clubbin' on big ass trees
    Higher than Jack and the Bean
    *****, know I'm back poppin' beans
    And I ain't mixin' that with the Lean

    [Verse 1]
    All I know is go hard, less Tony, more Sosa
    Pull up on your block like cockadoodledoo and roosta roosta
    Pulled up on your thot and she like God is that you? And I don't know her
    But all these ******* love Sosa
    And they down to hold the toaster
    Grandma saying now and later
    I'm about 30 thousand dollar loafers
    Boy, get your *****, she callin'
    Better catch your *****, she fallin'
    Had that *****, yeah, she show me
    Cause I'm Almighty Sosa Kobe

    [Hook]

     

  6. @Zhulik died sue young

  7. **** i bet those musin taste good fried with the tapatio

    1. Acostrob

      Acostrob

      together with wonk legs

  8. **** Joe Johnson he old af he could be my dad someone get his miami condo back 

     

  9. **** rap my daddy a gangstah

  10. **** these ****** talking, I leave they thoughts on my shoestrings. WHAT?

     

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      see they keep urs up but delete mine wtf

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Well maybe it's because I'm pretty irl.

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      take it back esé

  11. **** yo mama **** yo papa and **** the establishment.

    1. sneLf

      sneLf

      **** EVERYTHING!!!

  12. ***** be careful where you dumpin your ashes -.-

    1. Abeam

      Abeam

      **** thots, career is my thot

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      i got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 shooters ready to gun ya down 

  13. ***** this a thotty party

  14. ****** worse than a side *****. They can't quite stay in a position!

  15. **HELP** If you are friendos with World Dev tell them I need their help please.dc17cd79227dd08f9cef9830d6034ce6.png

     

  16. *sends sos.*

    1. Stump

      Stump

      I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
      I'LL SEND AN SOS TO THE WORLD
      I HOPE THAT SOME-ONE GETS MY
      MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

  17. >in response to my alt char :///

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    1. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      >coming from a man that rp'd a furry

  18. >insert my very vague, obscure comment about play pretend minecraft roleplay here, and have a blessed day<

    1. Punished_Pup

      Punished_Pup

      Understandable, have a great day.

  19. >suicide mission >>doesn't PK

     

    this is what separates chad rper from virgin rper!

  20. >teaches redemption irp

    >>means nothing when i can't redeem from these ugly ass warning points

    1. Heero

      Heero

      i like your gundam pfp

    2. Myleres

      Myleres

      still have my warning point for asking telanir to email me 😔

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