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About Malocchio

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    Gold Miner

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    : Dzyarzhynsk
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    DOTA2, literature, politics, language, theater, Catholicism, orchestra, sports.

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    Vaishnavi | Tari of Redwick

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  1. hello? hello where is the roleplay? where the **** is everyone?

    1. dsdevil


      Come to Jornheim today for some great roleplay!

    2. devvy
    3. NotEvilAtAll


      Sutica has people in it

  2. do you use any dressing on your salad? 

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Gargled


      I actually don’t. Everyone says I’m weird for it.


    3. Cloakedsphere
    4. Officer Freedom

      Officer Freedom


  3. [Accepted] [Pending][Actor] oncenoeda

    Zac is a ridiculously productive, creative and dependable individual. To not add him back to the Event Team would be a crime looking back at all he's done for the server. I agree with mister DarkElfs above me. Zac's events are extraordinary and bring life back to this SOULESS HELLHOLE we call Lord of the Craft. +1 from this gal.
  4. hi im looking for noobs are u a noob


    1. dsdevil


      communist propaganda

    2. Officer Freedom

      Officer Freedom

      Когда я чувствую себя одиноким
      Грустно, как я могу быть
      Сам по себе, неизведанный остров
      В бесконечном море

      Что меня радует
      Заполняет меня ликованием
      Эти кости в моей челюсти!
      Не имеют недостатка
      Мои блестящие зубы и я

      Мои блестящие зубы, которые мерцают
      Как звезды в космосе
      Мои блестящие зубы, которые блестят
      Добавление красоты к моему лицу

      Мои блестящие зубы, которые блестят
      Как и рождественская елка
      Вы знаете, что они пройдут милю
      Просто, чтобы увидеть, как я улыбаюсь (Ву!)
      Мои блестящие зубы и я
      (Блестящие зубы, блестящие зубы)

      Да, они все такие совершенные
      Так белый и жемчужный
      Кисть, полоскание, полоскание
      Пару дыхательных монетных дворов
      Мои блестящие зубы и я

      Мои блестящие зубы, такие потрясающие
      Так же, как ваша любимая песня
      Мои блестящие зубы, я их поливаю
      Так они вырастут, чтобы быть сильными

      Мои блестящие зубы, я люблю их
      И все они меня любят
      Почему я должен с тобой разговаривать
      Когда у меня есть 32 
      Блестящие зубы и я
      (Блестящие зубы, блестящие зубы)

  6. O God, that I were a man! I
    would eat his heart in the marketplace!

    1. HurferDurfer1
    2. Aeldrin


      thats called cannibalism and its illegal


    1. Officer Freedom

      Officer Freedom

      outside of the closet malo all u have to do is just come out of the closet

    2. transcended soul

      transcended soul

      its a big world out there, all u gotta do is come outta the closet..

    3. joey calabreeni
  8. [Druidism] [MA] A Great Bean

    MC Name: Salvej Character's Name: Vaishnavi Character's Age: 60 Character's Race: Mali'ame What magic(s) will you be learning?: Communion and Control Teacher's MC Name: LeoWarrior14 Teacher's RP Name: Artimec Caerme'onn Do you have a magic(s) you are dropping due to this app? If so, link it: No Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the status of your magic app by using the Magic List Errors topic?: Yes Have you applied for this magic on this character before, and had it denied? If so, link the app: No
  9. i'm a striga irl

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    2. The World

      The World

      not sure why supposed 'girls' are allowed to post on the forums

    3. Patu/SaintPaint


      Wanna suck my blood? :*

    4. Babadooks
  10. what the **** is up KYLE? step the **** up!

    1. transcended soul

      transcended soul

      miss bagley. what'd ya do to him?

    2. Ambduscias


      she drained his lifeforce, guck.

    3. Officer Freedom

      Officer Freedom

      please come out of the closet shady's worried