AlphaMoist

Reports have it that Thomas, the alt left conservative admin of the pvp server, LOTC, has been taking bribes from a group of Satan worshipping alt right African American haters. Our informant has told us that they are the very reason the map sizes just aren't right, why there still isn't a magic plugin, and why, despite community outcry, the forum team still has a tight censorship against "trap memes". However, the community still managed to convince the puppet of Thomas to switch back to 1.8 pvp. Rumors have it that the group of Satan worshipping alt right African American haters may have cut Thomas' funding due to this, and that is the very reason we have yet to see overall improvement for the server. Up next: the simpsons!