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Robert Stroheim, floating in the bottom of a glass, read Yvian Galken's letter through inebriated lens, and wept for the loss of the man who made him a Ritter, so many decades ago. He thudded his wrinkled fist against his chest as per tradition, and spoke absently. "God bless you, Reinmaren exemplar. The world grows darker with your absence, and its ideals, more corrupted," making an oath of moment to name a descendent after the departed Gryphon, before remembering he was drunk, and passing out following a fat rip.

Reports in the streets of Kanunsberg arose, of an aged Baron randomly screaming "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and high-fiving Minitzers as well as startled and confused Frank refuges in a high and drunken stupor.

"Brother." "A hero's burial awaits." The words spoken were almost sarcastic in nature. The battle had not ended. The din of war had made itself known through screaming Minitzers and roaring Franks, though in this moment Robert had reduced it into a dull annoyance on the outskirts of his attention. Yet he could not leave his brother's body to bloat in the battleground that had encompassed their home. His arms heaved and reeled as clumps of dirt were taken from the earth, cupped by a rusted shovel, and deposited. Brotherhood required loyalty, not friendship, but Saxton's death had been a hard blow to stomach. They had no guarantees of any of their survival, yet it hurt all the same. Robert dropped the shovel, kneeling before the mass of bludgeoned pulp. He rested a hand over the body's eyes and closed them. He had no words to say, nothing that would matter. The Baron lifted the wreckage of his brother's frame and gently placed it in the open grave, filling it with the dirt he had scooped. The man's brows furrowed as he looked at the severed head of the body's killer, The Lord of Bones, still leaking its contents onto the thirsty soil. He grabbed it by its hair, and mounted the Frank Leader's head upon the heft of his Templar Banner with a wet crunch. Robert drew the ebony hammer he had claimed from the engagement, and incandescent flames leapt at the contact, wreathing the Warhammer's head in holy fires of ivory. He shed a tear for the death of what once was, before moving to rejoin the fight with renewed vigor.

The aged Stroheim could say little to console his brother, consigning himself to the position of a silent yet supportive anchor. He placed his hand on the man's shoulder as Robert found him alone in the half-darkness of his chambers, the hold of his grasp strong and firm, while the other hand at his side, hidden in the shadows, quivered.

DIE KULTURGESETZE The Culture Acts Drawn up by The Lawspeaker of Minitz, Maxwell Landren in the year of our Lord 1924 Edited & Proposed by The Lawspeaker of Minitz, Robert Stroheim in the year of our Lord 1936

DIE KULTURGESETZE The Culture Acts Drawn up by The Lawspeaker of Minitz, Maxwell Landren in the year of our Lord 1924 Edited & Proposed by The Lawspeaker of Minitz, Robert Stroheim in the year of our Lord 1936 SÖHNE UND TÖCHTER VON MINITZ, Throughout time, it can be easily seen that a pattern of cultures arises. When there is no common culture among one another, a faction is doomed to perish into obscurity as its traditions, the mark of its people, and its very soul, is forgotten in lieu of others. As such, I see it fit that these laws be enacted with the support of the Tribesmen such that our culture is preserved in purity forevermore. EDICT I: NAMES Thus is it proposed that a Subsection SEVEN be added to the SECOND Section in the SECOND Chapter of the THIRD book of the Kanun BE IMPLEMENTED AS: VII. ON REINMAREN NAMES: The Reinmaren Tribesmen of the Herzogtum shall be obligated to take a new name upon blooding, of origin Waldenian or Kaedreni. EDICT II: SUBVERSION Thus it is proposed that a TENTH Wrongdoing of the THIRD Chapter of the FIRST Book of the Kanun BE IMPLEMENTED AS: X. ON SUBVERSION: The subject who attempts to spread foreign cultural influences within our motherland, be it through food, language, dress, or likewise, in beyond an academic, casual, and/or business sense - as is the case should one attempt to coerce another into abandoning their culture for another - is guilty of the wrongdoing of Subversion. Let the wrongdoer pay a small fee of gold, not exceeding 200 pieces, and be relegated to change their ways at once. GOTT MIT UNS, His Excellency, Maxwell Ritter ad Landren RSTSR Ritter, Lawspeaker of Minitz, Lord of the Boars His Serene Highness, Brandt Wilheim Barclay Großfürst von Minitz, KBS, GMSTSR GMVBE, KIH Duke of Kanunsberg, Count of Neu Brandthof, Viscount of Tucay, Baron of Boriënwald and Brandthof, Lord of Durres, Grand Peer of Aaun, Warden of the Franklands, High Chieftain of the Reinmaren, LORD VANDALORE

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DIE LANDTAGSWAHLEN VON 1934 THE LANDTAG ELECTIONS OF 1934 Issued by the Lawspeaker of Minitz in the year of our Lord 1934 SÖHNE UND TÖCHTER VON MINITZ, The time has come for yet another election of the Landtag. The people of Minitz are to vote for their two Lawmen, and are to vote for their Mayor of Kanunsburg. Those that have been nominated by others or have nominated themselves goes as follows: MAYORAL NOMINEES: Wenzel Rovin Markward Orino LAWMEN NOMINEES: John O'Riley Peter Stroheim Flavia Stroheim So it shall be that FIVE Saint Days will the people of Minitz have to cast their votes and to decide the new members of the Landtag. The Burghers of Minitz will decide their new Mayor, and the Tribesman of Minitz will decide their new Lawmen. OOC: You will have until the 25th to vote. After that point, the votes will be locked in and the results will be announced. After using the Form to vote, please confirm it with a small emote in the comments like: "Vasov Gleb submitted his vote." THE FORM GOTT MITT UNS, His Serene Highness, Brandt Wilheim Barclay Großfürst von Minitz, KBS, GMSTSR GMVBE, KIH Duke of Kanunsberg, Count of Neu Brandthof, Viscount of Tucay, Baron of Boriënwald and Brandthof, Lord of Durres, Grand Peer of Aaun, Warden of the Franklands, High Chieftain of the Reinmaren, LORD VANDALORE His Excellency, Robert Stroheim Lawspeaker, Ritter Kastellan, Chieftain of the Stroheim Tribe

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Robert Stroheim Campaign [!] Lawspeaker Elections of 1929 [!] An artist's rendition of Robert Stroheim To the Reinmaren of Minitz It is with duty in my heart that I run for the position of Lawspeaker, a seat of office left empty in the wake of the final words to Sir Maxwell's story. To many, I am known as soldier; a veteran, a weary man who has had more days behind him than ahead. To the last vestiges of citizenry who remember the days of Old Brandthof, I was Lawman, tender to the Kanun. I had served during the same tenure as Sir Maxwell when we both had run and achieved the position, and together we had made several additions and amendments to the Great Kanun of Minitz. As I grow old, the effects of time take their course, though my mind has only been refined by life, and it is an unforgiving master. I find that not only am I more than able to perform the duties of Lawspeaker with the same vigor my departed friend imbued each Moot and court case with, but that it is fitting that I assume the mantle, years of experience in the same field following in tow. So I say to you, Reinmaren of Minitz, to allow me to continue serving, as I have for decades. My pledge is my service, and my words are my actions. WER RASTET DER ROSTET GOTT MITT UNS, His Thegnship, Robert Stroheim Ritter Kastellan, Chieftain of the Stroheim Tribe

Eine Reinmaren-Hochzeit A Reinmaren Wedding [!] An Incel No Longer. . . HAIL TO THOSE ACROSS AEVOS, Joyous, is the Tribe of Stroheim, to announce the future addition of one more to their ilk in Minitz, and the union of blood that follows. Sir Robert von Stroheim, and Florence Vivien de Vienne, are to join in matrimony in The Tempel der Funfzig Vander und Hg. Johann, Minitz on [Insert Wacky IC Date for June 21st 7 PM EST] The event will be accompanied by a feast and a drinking contest, per the traditions of Tribe Stroheim, the winner of which will be earning a prize of 50 minas. The Wedding will be open to the public, though special invitations will be sent out. SPECIAL INVITATIONS Kato Oijin, and his clan. @Reckless Banzai Screamer Ugokoyama Danzen and his clan. @Islamadon Tar-Númenatâr, and his retinue. @MalchediaelVult Grimhildr Falkenrath @__WaterFox__ Ser Phillip The Righteous @Boknice275 Ser Adrielle, and her family. @_Hermes__ Dele Seregon, and her family. @Demented_Delila

Robert von Stroheim, after suffering head trauma in Tetsugawa's last stand: