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NotEvilAtAll

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  1. This needs more clarification. How large a farm is too large? Are only tents allowed or are dugouts and small huts ok too? Can nomad camps have walls?
  2. OOC: Hello there! This is an event designed to simulate a single day of halfling life as best as possible. Everybody starts at the beginning of the hour, having just woken up. Their characters then go about their day as they would IRP, eventually falling back to sleep at the end of the hour, which ends the event. Working, eating, talking, and other things your character typically does in a day can and should be roleplayed. There will be a single roleplay prompt happening during the hour to promote interaction, but attending it isn’t mandatory. Feel free to do as you wish. The intention isn’t to attract a large quantity of halflings into one location at a time, but rather to create as much immersion as possible. SoL Event Checklist (Optional): -Wake up ( ) -Eat something ( ) -Do some task ( ) -Interact with someone ( ) -Eat another thing ( ) -Go to sleep ( ) RP: [!] A note is pinned to the Dúnfarthing noticeboard "T'is time to plant the fields once again. I've prepared some seeds by the ol' field on top of the bakery. Ye've probably done this before -Mimosa Applefoot" ((6 PM EST, tomorrow on Thursday the 19th of October, 10/19/2023. Located in Dúnwen, the home of the halflings on Braevos))
  3. i love skygod taxes

    1. Latelle

      Latelle

      who is sky, and why are they taxing our gods

  4. as a completely unbiased farmer I believe the taxes should be paid in hay bales instead
  5. Sadly nomadic lifestyle does not work well with a tile system and minas fees, applications, etc. required to move your realm. Maybe a lair could work but again it’d take a lot of effort to move it around.
  6. "Oi'm nay one for poneh ridin', could oi ride ah pig ins'ead?" Mimosa Applefoot states
  7. [!] Something is pinned to the Dúnwen village noticeboard Pies! I love baking pie, eating pie, and harvesting the ingredients to make pie. As the Pumpkin Autumn turns the shire into shades of muted oranges and yellows, we must not regret the loss of green leaves and pastures, for instead we shall welcome the new season with merriment! We shall eat PIE! Next Pumpkin Day, we will eat Pumpkin Pie until we cannot anymore! -Mimosa Applefoot, Mayor of Dúnwen. ((Event 6 PM EST tomorrow the 11th of October, 10/11/2023. Located in Dúnwen, home of the halflings on Braevos))
  8. “Weh need strongah immigra’ion con’rols…” says Mimosa Applefoot, local halfling
  9. “WWAAAAAGH iZ CRYME!?!? Nuuub!!!” Grohnst the Olog hollers and wails with rage upon someone more literate than him describing this to him.
  10. [!] A flier is spread around through the wind WE ARE NOT THE VALE'S MERCENARIES! Just today, a bird arrived to the village aviary with a note requesting my aid to rally with them and fend off the Uruks and Haelun'orians. This shall NOT be granted. Us halflings are a peaceful people and we will NOT be recruited off to foreign wars as mercenaries! Do not send any further recruitment posters, propaganda, or other media! We do not take kindly on big-folk soldiers seeking to recruit our peaceful citizens into WAR! -Mimosa Applefoot
  11. [!] A notice is posted to the Dúnwen Noticeboard! DEFEND THE PUMPKINS! ~The Pumpkin Patch~ Evil gremlins have been spotted STEALING pumpkins from our lovely pumpkin patch! We must stop them before they take away all our pumpkins before we can turn them into pumpkin pie, pumpkin seed, and pumpkin stew! Calling all adventurers to ACTION to defend the most holy of crops from EVIL! We shall meet outside of the patch next Pumpkin Day and drive the evil gremlins out! ~Mimosa Applefoot, Halfling Mayor of Dúnwen. ((Tomorrow the 3rd of October, 10/2/2023, 6 PM EST. Located within Dúnwen, capital of Dúnfarthing, home of the halflings on Braevos. We will use the new Brave combat system so pick an archetype for your character if you have not already: ))
  12. “Barns ‘n t’ae Barnsley land beh cheapah” says Mimosa Applefoot, barn connoisseur.
  13. I call dibs on making the 3rd Cnor

    1. Amuletic

      Amuletic

      Nooo! Beat me to it by 10 minutes 😔

  14. Don’t move the time the Europeans don’t matter
  15. OOC: Hello there! This is an event designed to simulate a single day of halfling life as best as possible. Everybody starts at the beginning of the hour, having just woken up. Their characters then go about their day as they would IRP, eventually falling back to sleep at the end of the hour, which ends the event. Working, eating, talking, and other things your character typically does in a day can and should be roleplayed. There will be a single roleplay prompt happening during the hour to promote interaction, but attending it isn’t mandatory. Feel free to do as you wish. The intention isn’t to attract a large quantity of halflings into one location at a time, but rather to create as much immersion as possible. SoL Event Checklist (Optional): -Wake up ( ) -Eat something ( ) -Do some task ( ) -Interact with someone ( ) -Eat another thing ( ) -Go to sleep ( ) RP: [!] A note is pinned to the Dúnfarthing noticeboard "The fine delicacies o' truffles 'ave nay been exploited 'n our wee lands for many generations. Might as well take a look now! Bring your pet pigs with ye next Pumpkin Day and we'll see what we get in the forests around us! -Mimosa Applefoot" ((7 PM EST, tomorrow on Sunday the 1st of October, 10/1/2023. Located in Dúnwen, the home of the halflings on Braevos))
  16. This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
  17. don't they already have a country? is all of the old place gonna get turned into unsettled tiles with this or what?
  18. You should seriously consider a career in digital design if you don’t already have one
  19. OOC: Hello there! This is an event designed to simulate a single day of halfling life as best as possible. Everybody starts at the beginning of the hour, having just woken up. Their characters then go about their day as they would IRP, eventually falling back to sleep at the end of the hour, which ends the event. Working, eating, talking, and other things your character typically does in a day can and should be roleplayed. There will be a single roleplay prompt happening during the hour to promote interaction, but attending it isn’t mandatory. Feel free to do as you wish. The intention isn’t to attract a large quantity of halflings into one location at a time, but rather to create as much immersion as possible. SoL Event Checklist (Optional): -Wake up ( ) -Eat something ( ) -Do some task ( ) -Interact with someone ( ) -Eat another thing ( ) -Go to sleep ( ) RP: [!] A notice is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard "The fields need weedin'! Weh've let them rest for ter long and now they've grown thick wi' thistles and dandelions! Come meet me outside next Pumpkin Day and oi'll set ye up with the proper tools! -Mimosa Applefoot, Mayor of Dúnwen" ((6 PM EST tomorrow, Monday the 25th of September, 9/25/2023. Located in Dúnwen, the home of the halflings on Braevos))
  20. "Wha' 'n t'ae fock..." Mimosa Applefoot cringes upon reading more of this milk literature "Tha's nay 'ow yer supposed t'uh use milk"
  21. "Oi hate dah ARUGULEANS!" says Mimosa Applefoot proud sea hater
  22. With how isolated communities are nowadays, this probably varies wildly from place to place.
  23. [!] A note is pinned to the noticeboard of Dúnwen Darkspawn Heretic Banished! ~A peculiar person in the river~ A foul construct (with bones inside and other oddities) called "Prolethius" crafted by an EVIL darkspawn overlord has been sent to our fair shire to DECEIVE US by claiming to be sent directly by Lord Knox! Do not believe his lies! He is an IMPOSTER and does not speak for the Pumpkin Lord! No longer shall this being be anywhere among us, for he is henceforth BANISHED to go lie to some other realm. This suspicious imposter darkspawn will be no more! KNOX defend the shire from heresy! -Mimosa Applefoot, local halfling and Mayor of Dúnwen.
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