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"Mmm... whus t'ah bread-mileage?" asks Mimosa Applefoot "NEVAH bid on somefin' wifou' knowin' at leas' that"

the best part of the wrappa is that you can wrap coal

[!] Something is nailed to the Dúnwen Noticeboard Event Calendar! ~Ignore the glass-trees, they're just special in their own way.~ ~Malin's Welcome~ Musin Snow-hill Sledding in Babblebrook, just past the ruined walls from Dúnwen! A fitting activity for the seasonal spirit! ((Thursday the 21st of December 3 PM EST)) ~The First Seed~ Crop planting with Alchemical fertilizer use for the first time in halfling agricultural history! Meet by the fields near the bakery! ((Friday the 22nd of December 4 PM EST)) Additionally, on The First Seed the signup period for the Third Election of Dúnwen will end and enter its Voting phase. ~The Grand Harvest~ Crop weeding in the same field as above and an extra-special job opportunity announcement from the new Thain! Meet in the tavern! ((Saturday the 23rd of December, 4 PM EST)) Knox bless t'a wee! Mimosa Applefoot, Thain of Dúnfarthing, land of the halflings.

nothing on pipeweed minus infinity!!!11!!1!!111231!!

"Good bunch o' adventurin' folks" says Mimosa Applefoot, a halfling who lives in Dúnwen just south of Lurin where the Seekers reside "Foines' dungeoneers around, oi'd say"

[!] A note is pinned to the Dúnwen Noticeboard Third Shire Election Signup! As I am now acting Thain o' the weefolks and cannot also be Sheriff, and since the current Mayor is still busy Crossing the Road to Get to the Other Side, it is time for another election so that both Mayor and Sheriff roles may once again be carried out! Signups will go for three Pumpkin Days and end on The First Seed o' this year ((Friday)). Ye may sign up with the following form: Name: Race (only certain races are accepted): Position yer running for (Mayor or Sheriff): What are yer campaign promises?: May the shire prosper evermore! -Mimosa Applefoot, current Thain of the halflings.

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Almaris will become lost media calling it rn

OOC: Hello there! This is an event designed to simulate a single day of halfling life as best as possible. Everybody starts at the beginning of the hour, having just woken up. Their characters then go about their day as they would IRP, eventually falling back to sleep at the end of the hour, which ends the event. Working, eating, talking, and other things your character typically does in a day can and should be roleplayed. There will be a single roleplay prompt happening during the hour to promote interaction, but attending it isn’t mandatory. Feel free to do as you wish. The intention isn’t to attract a large quantity of halflings into one location at a time, but rather to create as much immersion as possible. SoL Event Checklist (Optional): -Wake up ( ) -Eat something ( ) -Do some task ( ) -Interact with someone ( ) -Eat another thing ( ) -Go to sleep ( ) RP: [!] A note is pinned to the Dúnwen noticeboard "I'll be ice-fishing down on the lake if anybody needs me next Pumpkin Day! Hopefully all the good fish haven't been fished dry from it yet! -Mimosa Applefoot" ((5:30 PM EST, tomorrow on Tuesday the 12th of December, 12/12/2023. Located in Dúnwen, capital of Dúnfarthing, the home of the halflings on Braevos))

It is a great shame to see unnecessary conflict between people who have no reason to fight one another. This treaty has been signed to end hostilities and create a safer and more peaceful Eastern Aevos. The nations of the Iron Horde and Dúnfarthing agree to the following: 1: Mutual Diplomatic recognition. The Iron Horde recognizes Dúnfarthing as a sovereign state and the homeland of the halfling people, Dúnfarthing recognizes the Iron Horde as a sovereign state and the homeland of the Orcish people. 2: Non-aggression. The Iron Horde and its vassals shall not attack Dúnfarthing or its vassals, and neither shall Dúnfarthing and its vassals attack the Iron Horde or its vassals. 3: Free Trade. Neither Dúnfarthing nor the Iron Horde may create any trade barriers between them. 4: Peace between Friends. The Iron Horde shall cease to raid or attack Lurin and Vortice as well as the vassals of Lurin and Vortice with the exception of agreed upon honorable duels and skirmishes. 5: Treaty Duration. This pact shall stand for 10 years, after which either party may seek to renew it or change its terms. Signatures: -Mimosa Applefoot, acting Thain of Dúnfarthing. [!] The Red Hand of Grommash would be pressed onto the page, serving as signature of the Hordespeaker

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OOC: Hello there! This is an event designed to simulate a single day of halfling life as best as possible. Everybody starts at the beginning of the hour, having just woken up. Their characters then go about their day as they would IRP, eventually falling back to sleep at the end of the hour, which ends the event. Working, eating, talking, and other things your character typically does in a day can and should be roleplayed. There will be a single roleplay prompt happening during the hour to promote interaction, but attending it isn’t mandatory. Feel free to do as you wish. The intention isn’t to attract a large quantity of halflings into one location at a time, but rather to create as much immersion as possible. SoL Event Checklist (Optional): -Wake up ( ) -Eat something ( ) -Do some task ( ) -Interact with someone ( ) -Eat another thing ( ) -Go to sleep ( ) RP: [!] A note is pinned to the Dúnfarthing noticeboard "T'is the Grand Harvest once again! Let's have a grand harvest, everybody! I'll be at the fields 'n the morning when et's time to begin! -Mimosa Applefoot" ((7 PM EST, today on Saturday the 9th of December, 12/9/2023. Located in Dúnwen, the home of the halflings on Braevos))

We'll never see the glories of 2018 Global OOC chat again.... it's over....

[!] A letter is sent out around the east of Aevos “The government of Petra has BANNED the burning of coal! This big-folk big-government wants to REGULATE the lives of their citizens and force them to use INFERIOR renewable energy sources! Now the citizens of Petra will lose their energy independence and be forced to rely on diminishing stocks of charcoal or limited forests of woods! However, there is still hope in the world. As FREEDOM loving, Democratic, and industrious people, Dúnfarthing still allows the burning of coal for cooking and industry! Our shire’s air is clean and naturally cleared by the many plants who are fertilized and enriched by the coal-smoke coming out of our cozy burrow’s chimneys. The use of Freedom-Rocks as fuel lets us maintain pristine woodlands without needing to clear forests for firewood. COAL is environmentalist and burning it in furnaces is GOOD! Do not let the logging industry manipulate you! Energy independence is a MUST! Coal is freedom and we must ALL use it! -Mimosa Applefoot, proud coal burner. This message has been brought to you by the Dúnfarthing Mineral Energy Society, supporting a bright and clean future since Aevos was settled.”

“T‘ae big folk governmen’s are forcin’ people ter use Renewables? T’is is ‘orrible. Us coal-minin’ fossil fuel folks should form some sort o’ poli’ical lobby ter pu’ an end ter t’ese foul regula’ions!” Says a patriotic fossil fuel using freedom loving halfling, Mimosa Applefoot

[!] A reply is posted "If yeh've any interest 'n working with herb-treated cloth, send me a bird over 'n Dúnwen -Mimosa Applefoot, Sheriff of Dúnwen."

Mimosa Applefoot rejoices at the diplomatic recognition of Greater Barnsley! "Now all cow-lovin' ranchers 'r UNITED under one big ol' barn!"

Mimosa Applefoot considers writing a work on her weaving knowledge!

“Yea ‘ave a good poin’. T’ey should be workin’ ‘n t’a mines ins’ead.” Says Mimosa Applefoot

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