A Very Very Very Old Dwarf Returns

[Supertimmy4ever 19]

* A dwarf walks into Kal’Ithrun, the only thing you spot is a really long grey beard and that he walks slow. A guard stops the dwarf and asks him for his name*

 

“get ‘e fehk out of me way ye ass”

 

*The guard gets angry and asks for his name again, but louder.

The dwarf looks at him and says slowly*

 

“Ah be Longbeard Grandaxe, happy? Now leave, ah want sum ale.”

 

*With the speed of a snail he walks to the tavern, some dwarves want to help him, but he only kicks them. When he is finally at the tavern he shouts for an ale then he calms down. Some young dwarves ask him who he is and why they have never seen him in the city.*

 

“That is because ye all are tu young tu know me… What ah just said, ah am Longbeard “da burned” Grandaxe. I have done many things in me time, but that is all history. And why ye never saw me here, well that is sumtin ah can explain.”

 

*Longbeard grabs his pipe and lights it up, after that he takes a big gulp from his ale and starts to talk.*

 

“When we lived in Asulon I viseted me youngest son somewhere in the wilds. He was a smart and talented dwarf named Uzgul, but he was obsessed with gold. I told him about the wealth of the Grandaxes one time and he wanted tu go, I allowed him. Like ah said, he was smart, and he figured out that he was only allowed to me part uv ‘e wealth when ah was dead. Loike ye all see, he didn’t kill me. Nay, he did sumtin far worse… He gave me sumtin that made luse me memory ur sumting loike that. After that ‘e told me ah… he told me ah was an elf…. A FEHKING ELF!!! The fehker sent me tu there green capitol and ah lived there tu fehking long… The elves never said anything, they thought it was funny… Ah travelled with them to Anthos and there ah lived also for a long toime… Where finally sumtin gud happened, some elf trew fer fun a rock at mah head. It hit me so hard that ah regained me memory! Well ah finaly knew what tu du, and that was tu run as fast as ah can tu me own lands. And now ah am here!”

 

*The young dwarves were only startled by the idea of living with elves… Longbeard finished his ale and starts to walk away.*

“Ah will look for the Grandaxes now, farewell”

 

((I know that I told that Longbeard was dead, but my other characters aren't very interesting.))

[Aislin 4354]

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[Supertimmy4ever 19]

((I hope it is better now))

[Hanrahan 2983]

(( ***** u gon git banned ))

 

 

((I jest Welcome back :D ))

[Mucky 443]

Olaf walks by, not caring any less.

[Supertimmy4ever 19]

-snip-

[TEEbrown 348]

Olaf walks by, not caring any less.

Smacks the dwarf for not caring.

 

Smiles and hugs his old friend while making very racist remarks towards the elves.

[Mucky 443]

Smacks the dwarf for not caring.

 

Smiles and hugs his old friend while making very racist remarks towards the elves.

You take 2 damage for hitting such a hench dwarf.

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

Bowman simply stares at his old guard commander.

[Dreek 1633]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.