Streltbread For Sale!

[Matheus 559]

A fancy paper is posted up on all kinds of towns and citys through out the nations, each pinned on noticeboards

 

 

     Fresh Streltbread for sale! Come buy the finest, most delicious and toasty bread in the whole land!

    only 8 Minas per loaf! Streltbread has a toasty, and crunchy recipe that everyone absolutely loves

   throughout the realm! Place orders down here, as it will be checked

  -Kreleniel Lybet

 

((Basically Streltbread is toast with butter if anyone was wondering, I decided to invent toast since nobody else bothered to :P))

((Invention of Streltbread http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/102851-toast/))

[Demotheus 651]

"What's this nonsense...? Give me a taste, first~" Daniella says, a very attractive redhead, using her beauty to attempt to pursuade the salesman to give her a free loaf to taste, so she doesn't have to waste her money on something that could end up being disappointing.

[iris1612 1780]

Maxim Ervan (Formerly Daniel Oates) rages. "TEN MINA! TEN! NOT EIGHT! TEN!" then he wanders around a bit until he finds Daniella and stuff as said above. "Of course, beautiful voman!" He hands her a slice of Streltbread.

[Demotheus 651]

Smirks lightly as she eats the bread, and blinks. "oh gods..." She glances around and walks away, plans formulating.

[Lark 2227]

Lark notes Streltbread is not Strelt approved and therefore a cheap knockoff of Raevir culture.

[iris1612 1780]

Maxim Ervan is a Strelt, and approved it, and therefore knows that it is Strelt Approved.

[Lark 2227]

Lark has never met this strelt nor has seen him in the strelt skype chat.

[Pinsir99 526]

Vierna invented toast Elven Months ago... She grumbles, walking off.

[iris1612 1780]

Maxim Ervan is not on the Strelt Skype chat as he didn't know there was one. He thought that Strelt was a term for a Ruskan peasant, not a guild. Is his information wrong?

[Matheus 559]

((Keep ooc trolling out please))

[SortedJarhead 817]

"Did strelt make strelt talk or fake? Not seen in Kralta." Says strelt

[iris1612 1780]

Maxim Ervan has been in Kraltra, and lived in there in his backstory, but his new land was granted nearer to Herendul. Is he no longer a Strelt? Can he be added to the Strelt Chat? Does he need to find another Strelt to Strelt-approve his Streltbread? If so, where can he find one? Why does everything have to be so bloody complicated?

[domainoft 191]

*Reads the sign about the new bread and goes off to write an epic song of many wonders which began.

 

"Ya Toast"

[Knox213 10]

*Remembers when Joferick strelt was the greatest baker in all the lands.*