A... Peculiar Advertisement

[Wolf Druid Ouity 1461]

A poster hung at the Great Nations' Crossing reads as follows:


Are you hungry? Tired? Thirsty? PERHAPS YOU ARE OLD AND FEEBLE.

Whatever you are right now, you're bound to be one of the aforementioned things sooner or later, so why not stop by the Lion's Hearth Inn/Orphenage/Druids' Grove?

Run by a vargrent army of children, we promise the very best in brews, breads, and broths. Our world renowned "Respiren's Old Fashioned Stew" Has been given numerous awards by everyone who survives an encounter with this most divine creation.

Come stare at our children's art! It's adorable! Rooms start at 25 Mina's an elven week, and if we like you, that price may go down!

Are you a cruel, heartless, selfish, pig? Have you found or spawned a child you do not want? Instead of the customary procedure of bashing the newborn infant's head against the rock, give it to us! We'll clothe, feed, and otherwise nurture the child that you, a disgusting waste of life, couldn't bring yourself to love!

We have lots of neat plants and stuff. That's my personal favorite.

A crude signpost points down the road to the old cloud temple. Not twenty meters away stands a large buildling, presumably said inn. Wolf Druid Ouity strides away from the sign, confident that his people skills had been sufficiently displayed in the advertisement. Who says he's bad at social nuances?

[Overland 349]

  Devon Overland approaches the sign after a trip and proceeds to read it. A strange look on his face appears as he reads though the various information on the poster. As he begins to walk off, he mutters to himself, "Well... That may be a good place to visit..." He then goes on his way.

 

OOC:

Best. Advert. Ever.

[Arkelos 1027]

A large bloody word has been written over the advertisement, definitely Syrila's handwriting

 

 

"LIAR"

[Salamandra 1136]

Salamandra was nonchalantly walking down the road, when he spotted Ouity's poster...

Salamandra began reading

Before finally giving his sign of approval.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Art secretly hugs a tree, he looks around, sure no one saw him...

[Wolf Druid Ouity 1461]

Ouity, upon seeing the strange reply, does his best to scrub out the stain, admittedly, his best is not a whole lot. He then leaves the reply-

"While I admit, the stew has not killed anybody YET, I remain ever hopeful."

[Bat Druid 140]

Oropher peers at the sign just outside the inn, before nodding several times. "Seems right." He says to himself before entering the inn.

[iris1612 1780]

[~ Fiend ~ 611]

Isabella claps slowly.

At the mention of soup killing people, she scribbles a small note in unfamiliar handwriting; "Actually, it has. Three people."

 

She then wanders off to find Ouity and bed him for this.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.