Harvest's End

[Cjmate 1270]

Kralta Harvest Festival

 

The good people of Kralta begin to wind down, falling asleep due to the excessive fumes of burning cactus green. They will wake up with great hunger, and eat their harvest bounty.

 

The festival began with the sacrifice of good-yak to Godanistan, a gift for a better harvest next year. His head was bashed in quickly by Orlik of Kralta.

 

Then the great race began! The good peasants ran, curb-stomping their friends as they ran towards victory. Vincent Olo II was victorious, and he was gifted the Hand of Godanistan by King Heinrik himself. He is now Lord of the Harvest.

 

Then they all gathered in the tavern. They arm-wrestled and smoked cactus green for the rest of the day. King Heinrik smashed in Lorick's hand, then chased him out of town when he did not pay off the bet.

 

Meanwhile, an Orc attempted to beat in the head of an annoying, bored child. All good peasants rallied, jumping on her and beating her into the dirt for disrespecting. All in all, a good festival!

 

 

Also, Lark sold stuff.

[Lark 2227]

 

 

Also, Lark sold stuff.

 

 

((Aw yiss.))

[Cjmate 1270]

((Aw yiss.))

Makes the font smaller.))

[dude 230]

 

King Heinrik smashed in Lorick's hand, then chased him out of town when he did not pay off bet

 

 

((    :)   ))

[BegginLena 135]

(( The festival was a really good success ))

[Haribo 385]

breveslav gets drunk and throws carrion black bottles at guards

 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

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