Treetop Inn Review

[The Lion 736]

Drafted in the "Treetop Inn" by Darius DeNurem, posted by Greg the Loyal Servant on the outside of the entrance to said Inn.

 

My stay at the Treetop Inn was lovely, the atmosphere is perfect, I feel like I'm back in Laurelin. The alcohol choices are limited, but their absinthe and lagers are strictly business. Everything was beyond swell... except for Oropher Deathsbane, his rude and stubborn attitude brought us to blows for he would not apologize to me for insulting my person. This is not a son Malin would be proud of, his difficult attitude almost outweighs his inability to uphold elven service standards. He would not give me the name of the Inn upon request so I have dubbed it "Treetop Inn". He dodged basic questions and acted all around uneasy, unnerving is an understatement. I had been sitting for several hours waiting for my order of a fish and a lager while he lay on the floor among beasts and babbled like a psycho. When he finally snapped back into reality he wished my death via starvation, what kind of sick twisted people are working in this place? I warn you reader, do not do business with this psycho endorsing Inn.

 

Signed, Darius DeNurem, Hand of the Justiciar

 

Food: N/A Oropher Deathsbane has still not served me.
Drink: 8/10

Service: 1/10 Just terrible. Shame on you Oropher Deathsbane.

Atmosphere: 7/10

Setup: 9/10

[Bat Druid 140]

Oropher sighs, raggedly. He adds a little note just under the review.

 

"Please forgive me for being slightly annoyed at being STABBED.

 

-Oropher Deathsbane.

 

P.S. Druids can talk to animals. Mirror and I were having a nice discussion about the geopolitical quagmire that is Malinor."

 

As he leaves he stops for a second.

 

 

 

He promptly continues on his way.

[The Lion 736]

 

Oropher sighs, raggedly. He adds a little note just under the review.

 

"Please forgive me for being slightly annoyed at being STABBED.

 

-Oropher Deathsbane.

 

P.S. Druids can talk to animals. Mirror and I were having a nice discussion about the geopolitical quagmire that is Malinor."

 

As he leaves he stops for a second.

 

 

 

He promptly continues on his way.

 

((I made my post IG based on actual RP, please do the same, sir.))

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

"Actually pretty fuckin' 'onest... Personally met'oug't critics 'ated everyt'ing"

[TheBareSheet 194]

Fiona grumbles.

[The Lion 736]

Drafted in the "Treetop Inn" by Darius DeNurem, posted by Greg the Loyal Servant on the outside of the entrance to said Inn.

 

My stay at the Treetop Inn was lovely, the atmosphere is perfect, I feel like I'm back in Laurelin. The alcohol choices are limited, but their absinthe and lagers are strictly business. Everything was beyond swell... except for Oropher Deathsbane, his rude and stubborn attitude brought us to blows for he would not apologize to me for insulting my person. This is not a son Malin would be proud of, his difficult attitude almost outweighs his inability to uphold elven service standards. He would not give me the name of the Inn upon request so I have dubbed it "Treetop Inn". He dodged basic questions and acted all around uneasy, unnerving is an understatement. I had been sitting for several hours waiting for my order of a fish and a lager while he lay on the floor among beasts and babbled like a psycho. When he finally snapped back into reality he wished my death via starvation, what kind of sick twisted people are working in this place? I warn you reader, do not do business with this psycho endorsing Inn.

 

Signed, Darius DeNurem, Hand of the Justiciar

 

Food: N/A Oropher Deathsbane has still not served me.

Drink: 8/10

Service: 1/10 Just terrible. Shame on you Oropher Deathsbane.

Atmosphere: 7/10

Setup: 9/10

 

The original review was savagely torn down by Oropher Deathsbane, a new draft was created by Darius DeNurem, pinned in the same place as before by Greg.

 

In this updated review of the "Treetop Inn" we take a look into the mind of the psychopath known as Oropher Deathsbane. He has been nothing but hostile during my whole stay at this otherwise lovely Inn. When I posted my original review he responded by viciously ripping it down, another elves work belittled by his stubborn attitude and sociopathic tendencies. He has stooped so far from Malin's tree that he is unconcerned and had quickly forgotten the insults he inflicted upon me. The man will not even apologize. How can we progress as a people with elves like Oropher Deathsbane living among us? Other than the insane server, the bar has a very well thought out layout and a homely feel to it. The booze are top notch.

 

Signed, Darius DeNurem, Hand of the Justiciar 

Food: Still no order.

Drink: 8/10

Service: 1/10 terrible staff.

Atmosphere: 7/10

Setup: 9/10

 

This review was promptly ripped down and torn to shreds by the dangerous beasts at Oropher's order, clearly he has no class.

[TheBareSheet 194]

Fiona grumbles loudly, poking the flabby sheet of paper with her wooden arm.

[Bat Druid 140]

 

 

This review was promptly ripped down and torn to shreds by the dangerous beasts at Oropher's order, clearly he has no class.

 

Unfortunately for free speech, this is true. Every single copy that is placed up would be torn down by a wolf and then shredded. Violently.

[Demotheus 651]

A giant black widow spider with highly acidic digestive fluids and toxic venom now patrols where these posters have been hung up. Her name is Mori. 

 

She will eat you if you put another poster up.

 

Daniella giggles from behind a bush as a large rabbit gets it's insides sucked out.

[Bat Druid 140]

A giant black widow spider with highly acidic digestive fluids and toxic venom now patrols where these posters have been hung up. Her name is Mori. 

 

She will eat you if you put another poster up.

 

Daniella giggles from behind a bush as a large rabbit gets it's insides sucked out.

 

Oropher has a nice chat with Mori about the Mori. He tells Mori to weave a web that says "Thank you. From Oropher." The next time she and Daniella are in their house.

[The Lion 736]

This new draft was created after the repeated offence commited by the inhospitable Oropher Deathsbane. Drafted by Darius DeNurem and handed to Oropher Deathsbane directly, to be used at his own will.

 

The Treetop Inn, a self title I have given to the Inn located in Malin's Conclave. Where to begin? The tree is a centerpiece in the city, truly it cannot be ignored. Such a mighty natural erection is not brought down by the Inn featured inside. The perfect floor space between the bar and the tables, glorious amounts of seating available for patrons of the Inn. The alcohol a select choice, hand brewed by a human named Elizabeth. All is great, except... Oropher Deathsbane. He is perhaps the worst staff member I have come across in all my days being alive. His terrible service is displayed through his aimless wandering about the inn and inability to serve food. He uses his ignorant pets to enact evil upon freedom of speech, he is a truly corrupt elf, fallen immensely from Malin's grace. Zero class, no manners, terrible ethics, these are words that can describe the gremlin that is Oropher Deathsbane. He is not a sane elf, I would steer clear of this one... if you were so stupid as to believe the words of some paper. We do not judge from preconceived notions, base facts on your own opinion not the opinion of others. If you got beef go to its source instead of taking slander to be fact. Oropher Deathsbane is an elf of Malin and we will treat him as one.

 

Signed, Darius DeNurem, Hand of the Justiciar

 

Food: Was told to starve to death

Drink: 8/10

Service: 1/10

Atmosphere: 7/10

Setup: 9/10

[Bat Druid 140]

This new draft was created after the repeated offence commited by the inhospitable Oropher Deathsbane. Drafted by Darius DeNurem and handed to Oropher Deathsbane directly, to be used at his own will.

 

The Treetop Inn, a self title I have given to the Inn located in Malin's Conclave. Where to begin? The tree is a centerpiece in the city, truly it cannot be ignored. Such a mighty natural erection is not brought down by the Inn featured inside. The perfect floor space between the bar and the tables, glorious amounts of seating available for patrons of the Inn. The alcohol a select choice, hand brewed by a human named Elizabeth. All is great, except... Oropher Deathsbane. He is perhaps the worst staff member I have come across in all my days being alive. His terrible service is displayed through his aimless wandering about the inn and inability to serve food. He uses his ignorant pets to enact evil upon freedom of speech, he is a truly corrupt elf, fallen immensely from Malin's grace. Zero class, no manners, terrible ethics, these are words that can describe the gremlin that is Oropher Deathsbane. He is not a sane elf, I would steer clear of this one... if you were so stupid as to believe the words of some paper. We do not judge from preconceived notions, base facts on your own opinion not the opinion of others. If you got beef go to its source instead of taking slander to be fact. Oropher Deathsbane is an elf of Malin and we will treat him as one.

 

Signed, Darius DeNurem, Hand of the Justiciar

 

Food: Was told to starve to death

Drink: 8/10

Service: 1/10

Atmosphere: 7/10

Setup: 9/10

 

Another blow to free speech was made this day, the review was given to a wolf. The wolf viciously shredded the review without any mercy. At all. 

 

Oropher succeeded in destroying all the reviews. 

[Demotheus 651]

void

[TheBareSheet 194]

Fiona splashes red ink on the shreds.

[ToenailTickler 290]

Spittifriz the crazed gobo looks at the shreds and picks some of them up. He quickly shoves them into his maw, and walks away.