ToenailTickler 290 Share Posted January 22, 2014 ~Da Wai ob da goboz!~ *Crazed goboz run around gronkkston shouting the ways of the gobo. Posters are also put up.* Wub iz ah Gobo? (Translated into common) Goboz are the smallest kind of orc. They range from 4 feet to 6 feet, with 5'3" being an average. Goboz have slightly smaller tusks and bigger noses than the urukz and ologz. Goboz hair color ranges from black, red, and brown, mostly black. Goboz eyes are grey, black, red, blue, and much more. Goboz tend to be paler colors than other orcs, but still range from green, red, pale (Or white), and black. A rare strand of goboz were blue, but they were killed many years ago. Goboz are weaker and scrawnier than the bigger urukz. Yet they are considered smarter, and faster users of the noggin than urukz. Since they are smaller and scrawnier they tend to use 'Gang' tactics while fighting, crazied groups of goboz pose a large threat in orc lands, as they tend to get more violent the bigger the group. Goboz tend to wear more bits of armor, and human clothes seeing as it fits them, and offers better protection. Generally you'd find shoulder pads, ripped tunics, and pants being taken by goboz. Goboz act the same as orcs, yet are slightly cautious and sometimes scared. Now some orcs call this 'Puzzehnez' but the goboz like to call it 'Zmurtnezz.' Why die when you can just stab the man from behind? Goboz are probably the easiest to understand since their tusks tend to be smaller, so they;re blah is somewhat less Zkah'd up. A Call to the free goboz! To get on to the main topic us goboz need to stick together! Come to the gobo Paradise and we shall pool our 'Zmurtz' together and honor krug by advancing our race! Come goboz with your bed rolls and find a spot to place your bed, just don't touch my corner! -Spittifiz the Gobo 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nug 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Nug frowns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToenailTickler 290 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Nug frowns. Spittifriz laughs at the mijet Gobo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roux~ 10 Share Posted January 22, 2014 4-6ft is the smallest height for orcs? Wow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Melunz/Mik doesnt have a big nose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToenailTickler 290 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Melunz/Mik doesnt have a big nose Mik is an ugly freak. But that's okay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted January 22, 2014 First goblin guide that I see thats not either lore breaking or disgusting. Well done 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToenailTickler 290 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 First goblin guide that I see thats not either lore breaking or disgusting. Well done I feel special Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cleaning Crew 571 Share Posted January 22, 2014 First goblin guide that I see thats not either lore breaking or disgusting. Well done Aw, but I wrote a goblin guide a long time ago! See, look how good it w- *reads it* Oh god. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKoo 38 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Ick gasps, a single tear falling from one eye. "Ick bi zmurt...?" Ick leaps around on the spot, cheering to himself. "Ick curm peep diz paradize. Yub. Krug willz id." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVQ 1719 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Borodin the rat goblin realises this May be the time to return seeing as vas have gone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Aw, but I wrote a goblin guide a long time ago! See, look how good it w- *reads it* Ohh **** you totaly did lol Oh god. Ohh **** tou tottaly did lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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