Selling Self Into Am Slavery

[hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688]

~poster sits in the world of Anthos~

 

 

"hail adventures of anthos, I have recently gone poor and cannot afford to feed my dogs, I am willing to sell self into slavery for 250 mina so I give good friend money to buy dog food, thank.

 

 

 

details of me 

 

name- i am ducktooth carrotfinger

good at- i am walk

look like- i am beautiful

strong- i am strong

race- not sure

 

you post under this letter arranging meet.

Good day to you all"

[bickando 3967]

An elf blinks at the distinct lack of punctuation and capitalization.

[xboxersz 222]

*A note is placed under the poster.*

Mr. Carrotfinger,

How about I just give you 250 minas? You seem like a reasonable enough fellow, who certainly doesn't deserve slavery. I can supply you with money if you'd like.

~Copernicus Vanderson II

[Dtrik 330]

*Reads the poster while walking on the Anthos Highway*

 

This is the cutest thing I have ever read. He is barely educated and wants to sell himself to be able to give a good friend of his money to be able to buy dog food.

 

*a few tears sprout from the corner of his eyes with a small smile*

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.