Cjmate 1270 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Fancy-Strelt sits in the garden roseki. He sips Ishikawan tea and munches on biscuits from an old tin can. He carries an old book on his lap, several quills, and a vial of ink. He converses with those around him. "Privej, my thingummybobs. Welcome to Fancy-Strelt's garden!" He stops talking for a moment, sits back, and sips his tea. After a moment of gentle sighing, he pulls out a flier. -------------------------------- Carrion White Does fighting make tired? Does old lady at home make ugly face you when come home with broke nose? Do you spend much time with Damen? Buy Carrion White. Carrion White is good for working strelt that needs to impress Oren-folk, make fancy-pants Oren man think you are gentleman, or bed fancy girl from Auvergne. Buy Now. Warning: Carrion White is not for weak of heart. May make feeling of drunk, stomach pain, and bring person to outhouse. Buy --------------------------------- Everyone is given a flier who wants one. He turns towards towards the ladies of Kralta. He smiles gayly towards them, plants his elbow in the arm of the chair, and winks. "You will make buy of Carrion White now, da?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lago 2572 Share Posted February 24, 2014 "This is just of Carrion Black with Yak Milk made put in it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jorji, Kaplan of the Orthodoxy, warns. "Unholy drink, not true to roots. Beware this pretender." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cjmate 1270 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Fancy-Strelt stares in shock as the church condones his merchandise. "This is most not good." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3r05t4r 855 Share Posted February 24, 2014 "I will buy all of it." Silus tosses bags of minas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToenailTickler 290 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Ragslav, monk of Godanistan, Approves of carrion white but only if he gets 1000 bottles of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cjmate 1270 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 "I will buy all of it." Silus tosses bags of minas. Ragslav, monk of Godanistan, Approves of carrion white but only if he gets 1000 bottles of it. Fancy-Strelt frowns at the demand of Carrion White. He looks toward his meager supply that is left. "I will be needing bigger vat!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Jorji, Kaplan of the Orthodoxy, warns. "Unholy drink, not true to roots. Beware this pretender." Lark, Maer of Kralta puts up a poster, "Beware of zhenya Orthodoxy members, they drink a bit to much Carrion Black" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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