Heff 2460 Share Posted June 30, 2014 "SLAY THE HEIGHTISTS!" The cry echoed across the Vale as Fumble rode off on his pig. It was time to prove his loyalty to the S.W.A.T (Shovel Wielding Attack Team. He approached the High Elven Gates with a shout of "DIR'Y 'EIGHTISTS!". He truly believed and knew that the High Elves, and any bigger race for that matter, were only racist because they thought being tall was cool. Well they were wrong. Fumble "Fatass" Willowbottom became trapped in the High Elven gates. Out of nervousness he released a multitude of stinky smelly farts, poisoning the air with a smell like no other. Soon the great Town Fatass/ Pot and Pan Knight / Self-Proclaimed Fart Mage was slayed by a Heightist's Sword and he fell into the lava trap in an anti-climatic battle to the death. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted June 30, 2014 "Fumble, you are literally awful." Everyone screams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrna 440 Share Posted June 30, 2014 "What." The Eternal Librarian states. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt011011 166 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Milo smacks Fumble upside the head. "Ye dolt! The Shovel Wieldin' Attack Team 'andles crime! We got he Shovel Attack Squad, S.A.S for short for fightin' other nations!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmack1028 549 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Rupert sends for Tim to ready the S.A.S. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__WaterFox__ 636 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Alirya busts her internal organs from laughing so hard 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Media Wizard 2958 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Rupert sends for Tim to ready the S.A.S. ~*~ Timothy McPatt blinks before raising his middle fingers to all and walking away in a blaze of glory ~*~ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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