~()~ The Wiggly Wobblin' Cap Co.™ ~()~

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~()~ The Wiggly Wobblin' Cap Co.™ ~()~

 

Have you ever gotten your newly styled hair wet from the rain? Are you sick of birds taking a **** on your head? Does your toupee fly off of your head when it's windy outside? Do you just want a cool hat? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then keep reading!  

 

The Wiggly Wobblin' Cap Co.™ is now in business! Run by legendary hatmaker Calvin Wigglewobble, these hats are of the finest quality. Never wash bird **** out of your hair again, grab a Wiggly Wobblin' Cap™ today!

 

Wiggly Wobblin' Caps™ come in these fine colors!

 

Rose Red!

Pipeweed Green!

Ocean Blue!

Dookie Brown!

Piss Yellow!

Sea-Foam White!

 

Disclaimer: Coloring of hats is subject to availability, and these colors may or may not be available at the time of your order.

 

To order one of these fine caps, send a letter to the Wigglewobble residence, located at 2 Clearbush Street! 

[Farry 0]

"As ah recent customer, I can say this product is top grade! Though the ocean blue is ah bi' more of ah late aftanoon blue!" Faridoc Took tips his hat in a sign of approval.

[Glyc 234]

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