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Petrus Frondor backs away from his repairs on the pumpkin wall
and makes his way toward the notice board where he begins
to write on a long piece of parchment.


"Men, children and Lilium of Shortwood!
Beware of the mad men past the pumpkin wall!
If ye find yerself in dire need te speak with them
and venture past the wall,
ye WILL be welcomed unto their land
by arrows and swords!

Please leave any discussion to the Elders and do not bother them!"


Petrus nails the parchment onto the notice board and adds one last warning, in red paint.

"If anyun does not follow these words and bothers the bigguns,
you will wake te find yer shovel at the bottom of the lake!"


 

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*the official stamp of the Willowbottom Dynasty Elders*

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*Gildun Treebeard hammers a note to the bottom of Petrus'.*

 

"Don't worry friends, I grew you a grove of peace to protect you from the mean folk!"

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The Dread Lord, crouching, and with a fake Hobbit mustache on his face shouts something in a horrific demonic voice about Xenophobia.

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

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