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-In the middle of whatever manner of business you were attending to at the exact moment, you feel a slight tingling in the back of your throat as if you had a terrible case of acid reflex.  As time passes, as time is warranted to do, the tingling turns into a tickle, you feel a cough coming on.  As expected, the cough does come, it comes all over your throat and out your mouth and produces a most terrible of hacking noises.  Upon exactly the seventh hack a wadded up, slimy piece of parchment is evoked from the depths of your esophagus..-

 

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The Sorcerers’ Shindig

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It is once again that time of year when Wizards do exactly the same thing they do every day, party.  The Sorcerer’s Shindig is our (some amount of time)-ual party which we host at our immediate place of residence, that being, The Institute.  It is a few elven months off of last year, mostly because our sunflower time piece cannot keep proper track of the dates.

 

Regardless!  The festivities will commence upon the date therein stated:

 

[[saturday,  13 September 2014]]

 

No sooner and no later.  Not upon the 11th nor upon the 13th, but preciously upon the date therein stated.

 

There will be recreational drugs, busty baes, Wizard Foam, deep acoustic wave driven music of a highly intoxicating sort that one might raise their fist up in down and/or jump up and then down in accordance to the laws of gravity, etc… and such, and things, so on so forth, yada yada, yes.

 

All are invited, except those who are not.

 

There is no dress code, though we advise you bring all your shindiggyness to the festivities.

 

[[x- 1000 z-1400]]

[[1:00 am CST, 11:00 am PST, 7:00 pm GMT]]


-The Wizards’ Guild-

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"Ambros invited me to a party! He did! He did invite me to a party!" Overcome with glee, the abnormally tall, disguised Salamandra darts off someplace.

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Ikur blinks a few times at the note before putting it back in his mouth.

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Cyrus frowns while reading the letter after the unpleasant experience of coughing it up... but nonetheless decides that he should at least drop by.

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Kardel, whilst carefully brewing a potion of regeneration with the excellent specimen of liver, feels the strange cough come on. He wheezes for breath, and grabs his chest, but panics as his precious potion starts to bubble out of imbalance. Kardel, whilst hacking uncontrollably, tries to stir the potion, resulting in an odd stir that destabilizes the potion even more. On the seventh drearily cough, he throws up the parchment right into the grisly potion, cursing as the whole substance foams out of the cauldron, taking all the precious materials used in its creation with it into the fire churning below. Kardel curses for a while, tearing at his hair and banging on the wall, small flashes of bright flame continuously sparking about him in sync with his hitting. 

 

A furious Kardel storms over to the cauldron and kicks it over as the unrecognizable, barely dissolved mangled mess of flesh that was once a perfectly good liver extracted with great trouble and through what many can consider an ordeal worthy of adventure novels. He yells out in rage, as he notices the mucus covered parchment lying atop the liver almost mockingly. He picks it up, and looks for anyone who might have caused this, calling out all the names he could possibly think of, as this was not a phenomenon of nature, but instead one implied by a mage. "GAMLE?! CHASE?! W'O EVER MESSED WIT' ME IS GONNA BE COOKED LIKE A GOOSE!" 

 

Kardel, grumbling, unrolls the parchment, as he realizes it is no product of theirs. Come to think of it. . .he doubts the two could even perform such a feat. He couldn't even preform one himself! He grumbles, his nostrils flaring as his cheeks reddening with anger as he looks at the letter. "Well. . .ye, Herr Wizard, should be expectin' a real party alright! I'm comin' just ta give you a lesson in manners!" Kardel grabs a large horse pack and fills it with necesities, which apparently include a portable alchemy station, a good week's worth of clothes, a series of magical artifacts and his Party Thing, enclosed in a box bound by chains and runes to keep /it/ inside. He packs his horse and dons the obligatory wizard robes, setting off to this so called /shindig/. 

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Bungo hacks up the paper, frowning at it before telling the tiny Hobbit children he is teaching, "Papeh is good fibeh, ea' i' all up!" he nods, eating the slimy paper back up in exactly three chews, five seconds of rolling on the tongue, and half a second of swallowing.

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The Boogie Man yells like a loud and hyperactive little girl. "PAaaaaaAaAarty!"

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As Shariana coughs up the paper, she frowns and touches her neck in disgust. "Damnit, Ambros.." She folds the paper out and starts to read, "A party.. Interesting.." She folds the the paper back together and puts it away, before smirking pulling her hood up over her head. "Party it is then.."

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Fumble gets on his party clothes. (Also guys there's a festival the day before!)$

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Vomiting rather wildly, partY invitations would seem to spew from Ibar Elsiol's mouth with each wretch, his pompadour bobbing as slowly his office floor became littered with crumpled and spit-coated paper. He'd slowly raise his head up glancing to his door where the bony and shady silhouette of Ambros's stood laughing... raising a finger as if to challenge his master it would waver and fall to his side as invitations fell, a slow-walking Ambros wandering off as he left his apprentice... "Wizard's Guild rules..." he added with a raspy croak, one that seemed to echo through the Guild's halls this day...

 

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((The 12th is a Friday! Also, what time?

 

Meldur the Blue chokes on the parchment and suffers a severe stroke. Six hours later he awakes and reads the invitation from his friend!

 

"Groovy!"

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Notice

 

The date has been corrected as Saturday, is in fact, on the 13th.  Damn sun flower.

 

That being said, we will now reveal the location and time of the Sorcerers' Shindig

 

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[[saturday,  13 September 2014]]

 

[[x: 1000 z: 1400]]

 

[[1:00 am CST, 11:00 am PST, 7:00 pm GMT]]

 

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-The Wizards' Guild-

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