Kickstarted and Running 965 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Kosher Co. & Affiliates Owned by Mr. Josef Mendel, Aesterwaldian CEO, CFO, President, Chief Shareholder, Head of Human Resources, Chief Quality Inspector, Head Consultant, Head of Shipping and Receiving, Overseer of Labor and Chief Advertisement Manager, Head Attorney, Chief Investor, Head Financial Consultant, and General Manager of Kosher Corp. and Affiliates Posters are hung up all over Athera, mostly the Human nations List of Affiliates Koshermart Kosher Pharmaceuticals and Remedies Mendel and Bro. Investment Agency Mendel Family Law Firm Mendel Financial Consulting Kosher Pharmacy "Hello! Are you sick? Need a remedy for your illness? Family member need treatment? Well stop by Kosher Pharmaceuticals and Remedies. At Kosher Pharmacy, we provide the best Healthcare at a low cost, due to the goods organic, natural ingredients coming from our own farms, perfected by intense alchemy and the latest information and technology in crop and herb growth. Kosher Pharmaceuticals are among the best and cheapest in the whole world!" Mendel and Bro. Investment Agency "Are you sitting on a pile of money, and looking to make it work for you? Then stop by Mendel and Bro. Investment Agency. Here we help you select the best businesses, both local and abroad to invest your money on a return investment rate based on the coin you put into the business. We are the only Agency in the world who can do this right now, thus making us the best and highest authority on this subject. Nobody will make your money go further than Mendel and Bro. Investment Agency!" Mendel Family Law Firm "Have you been charged with a felony or a crime, and need an Attorney to represent you? Then look no further! The Mendel family has been getting out of charges since as long as we can remember, and are now willing to offer our expert service to you, the party who clearly is not guilty. Our attorney's are some of the most charismatic, wise, and cunning men in the world, and work hard so you can walk free another day." Mendel Financial Consulting "Are you worried about your investments going south? How much should I spend on goods? What if my business dries up? Look no further! We answer all these questions and more as Mendel financial Consulting. Our crack need of accountants spend their time researching business, market rates, investment opportunity, and banking so that you don't have to spend your precious time doing so. If you're ver worried about your money, we have you covered. Mendel Financial Consulting, so we both can make the biggest profit." Koshermart "Hello! Are ye looking for goods? Ores? Gold? Iron? Shekels? Food? We got it all! Kosher Co. and Affiliates has employees all over Athera, constantly trying to make deals, and give the lowest price for the highest quality goods! We often cut out the middle man, meaning all our goods are direct import, meaning no mark up rates or name brand prices. If you are in the neighborhood, visit one of our shops! We are in Aesterwald, Renatus, and hopfully soon the Kingdom of Karovia and the lovely people there. Can't be hassled to find one of our locations? No problem! We deliver, for a small fee of course. Just place na order, and we will be speedy in our delivery! Need something in bulk? No problem! We give discounts for bulk orders, and it varies depending on size and item. As well, every purchase, we will donate 5 coins to a charity for wounded and retired veterans. Thank you for choosing Kosher Co., your one stop shop for quality goods!" Are you looking for employment? Well good news! We're hiring! Simply fill out this application, and attach a resume with three referances and we will review it right away! Name: Race: Age: Sex: Preferred Position: Skills: Do you have prior experience?: Home location?: Have you applied in the past Six months?: Delivery Form Name: Location to be delivered: Desired products: When would you like it delivered?: Special requests?: ((OOC note: This is legitimate.. I'm not trolling so stop asking me.)) As of the 17th of the Deep Cold, 1484, Kosher Co. is an Equal Opportunity Employer! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhulik 3559 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Are you looking for employment? Well good news! We're hiring! Simply fill out this application, and attach a resume with three referances and we will review it right away! Name: Gilmore Schlomo Elfenberg Race: Wood Elf Age: 46 Sex: Male Preferred Position: Lawyer Skills: Law and Economics Do you have prior experience?: A Gaza Strip worth Home location?: Waldenian Sewers Have you applied in the past Six months?: No Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORƎST 1312 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Knight sobs under his helm. "But what if I am allergic to Kosher?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Are you looking for employment? Well good news! We're hiring! Simply fill out this application, and attach a resume with three referances and we will review it right away! Name: Gilmore Schlomo Elfenberg Race: Wood Elf Age: 46 Sex: Male Preferred Position: Lawyer Skills: Law and Economics Do you have prior experience?: A Gaza Strip worth Home location?: Waldenian Sewers Have you applied in the past Six months?: No The Piscatory Seal is seen at the bottom of it. Perhaps His Majesty of the Fisher Realm and Converso City of Piscatoris approves of it! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted December 10, 2014 -snip- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travista 1361 Share Posted December 10, 2014 In crude writing the following is scribbled over the poster in dark, damp blood "Latz ar dum dumz." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstarted and Running 965 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 Are you looking for employment? Well good news! We're hiring! Simply fill out this application, and attach a resume with three referances and we will review it right away! Name: Gilmore Schlomo Elfenberg Race: Wood Elf Age: 46 Sex: Male Preferred Position: Lawyer Skills: Law and Economics Do you have prior experience?: A Gaza Strip worth Home location?: Waldenian Sewers Have you applied in the past Six months?: No "Just the kinda sc- err... Individual we need for a Lawyer. Get him a suit." Well good news! We're hiring! Simply fill out this application, and attach a resume with three referances and we will review it right away! Name: Kardel David Irongut Race: Djew Dwarf Age: I dont know. . .let me ask Hogarth Sex: Male Preferred Position: Kosher Mart Skills: Best alchemist in Athera (as so ranked by the Atheran Order of the Alchemist's). Great Apothecary, ex-legion head healer. Do you have prior experience?: Yes. I ran an alchemy guild, led the legion medical ward, and owned several successful apothecary shops such as Runemire Remedies and Kalos Cures. Home location?: Hiebenhall, close to Vanderfell Have you applied in the past Six months?: Indeed I have. Last time I did so was probably the same time I am writing this. *The paper is corroded on the corner with some sort of foul smelling acid* *A self portrait is attached* "We could use a Djew Dwarfen vault for our shekels. Hire him" In crude writing the following is scribbled over the poster in dark, damp blood "Latz ar dum dumz." "Ye looking to get boycotted?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haribo 385 Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((is this some sort of troll? my people have suffered 6 million casualties in the world war 2))\ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstarted and Running 965 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((is this some sort of troll? my people have suffered 6 million casualties in the world war 2)) ((I'm Romaniote Jewish.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haribo 385 Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((I'm Romaniote Jewish.)) ((you also said you are a catholic templar, an italian assassin, a byzantine nationalist and now some ashkenazim? Yeah I'm calling bs on this one bud)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted December 10, 2014 -snip- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstarted and Running 965 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((you also said you are a catholic templar, an italian assassin, a byzantine nationalist and now some ashkenazim? Yeah I'm calling bs on this one bud)) ((Ahh, no I'm Greek Orthodox and German, as well as Romaniote by blood. Constantinople is the Rome of Greek Orthodoxy. Please keep your posts in RP)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORƎST 1312 Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((is this some sort of troll? my people have suffered 6 million casualties in the world war 2))\ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele ((my uncle says that was a hoax)) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haribo 385 Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((Ahh, no I'm Greek Orthodox and German, as well as Romaniote by blood. Constantinople is the Rome of Greek Orthodoxy. Please keep your posts in RP)) ((well you arent a practicing jew you nerd *****... i shall report you if you do not take down this post asap)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickstarted and Running 965 Author Share Posted December 10, 2014 ((well you arent a practicing jew you nerd *****... i shall report you if you do not take down this post asap)) ((Excuse me???? We will boycott you until you don't have any more shekels)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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