Dateline Nbc With Mizziyrn Zanexes: Recruiting

[Baconthief 682]

((The titled is a joke, the post is not. It's 100% serious IG and should be treated as a message IG. It's also important to know that elves consider elves below 50 as minors. This being the law in the three elf cities))

 

A message is found nailed to the message board in Cerulin

 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

"I am an elf in my twenties and could pose as someone younger, and would be willing to help with your venture. ~ Elise."

[~ Fiend ~ 611]

Isabella sends a short note to Mizz, "Why bother endangering a child, if that is your concern? Could you not bring an older elf who just claims to be young? - Isabella Deathsbane"

[Samler 1566]

The high elf in blue robes raises an eyebrow as he reads the notice, sighing quietly as he smiles lightly. "Good to see they actualy take actions for once."

[Baconthief 682]

 

Isabella sends a short note to Mizz, "Why bother endangering a child, if that is your concern? Could you not bring an older elf who just claims to be young? - Isabella Deathsbane"

 

((It's hard to edit these things))

 

A short letter would be returned, on the back of the other letter. . .showing how much mizziyrn cares

 

"Yes, this would suffice. I came to the realization of this after I made the notice. It takes too much time for me to make a new message with the edited content, so I shall leave it how it is. If you wish to help, you may simply write a me a letter. Age is truely not an issue, provided you're not too young of a mali.

 

No child shall be truely endangered, for they shall be watched by myself and many armed mali from afar"

[Arkelos 1027]

"How about an elf at the age of 40 who can actually throw a punch or three.. or five if things go bad? -Illern Deathsbane" would be left at one of the posters.

 

She then grumbles, "Perverts."

[Baconthief 682]

"How about an elf at the age of 40 who can actually throw a punch or three.. or five if things go bad? -Illern Deathsbane" would be left at one of the posters.

 

She then grumbles, "Perverts."

Mizz removes the note and leaves a small response

 

"One shall notice that the specifications are a mali between the age of twenty to forty-nine, yet it truly does not matter on the maximum age. The number of good punches was not specified, as any hllish fiend shall be slain if it makes a hostile move. If one wishes to apply, send a letter to kernor addressed to myself, Mizziyrn Zanexes"

[MamaBearJade 2090]

Lilliana wrinkles her nose in disgust. She sends a letter to Mizz.

 

"Treating us as bait against those who want love, regardless of what you deem 'reasonable' is quite disgusting. Just becuase we are concidered children in elven eyes does not mean we are. Physically matured at twenty does not make those who love elves 'pedophiles'. Yeahan is a perfect example of youth and heritage. Ignore the fact she is half human, she is elf. What of those who fall for our valah kin? Do you deem loving a young valah maiden a pedophile if the maiden is twenty five? To put a label on those under fifty without real thought is quite saddening. Some of us are mature some of us are not. I do not claim maturity, but I claim that sometimes age is but a number, not a deciding factor on whether or not one can be in love."

 

The letter is unsigned.

[Ford 1996]

Lilliana wrinkles her nose in disgust. She sends a letter to Mizz.

 

"Treating us as bait against those who want love, regardless of what you deem 'reasonable' is quite disgusting. Just becuase we are concidered children in elven eyes does not mean we are. Physically matured at twenty does not make those who love elves 'pedophiles'. Yeahan is a perfect example of youth and heritage. Ignore the fact she is half human, she is elf. What of those who fall for our valah kin? Do you deem loving a young valah maiden a pedophile if the maiden is twenty five? To put a label on those under fifty without real thought is quite saddening. Some of us are mature some of us are not. I do not claim maturity, but I claim that sometimes age is but a number, not a deciding factor on whether or not one can be in love."

 

The letter is unsigned.

 

 

Archibald shakes his head in utter disappointment as he reads the note. "Age is just a number...? Did... Astounding. I believe it's people like this degenerate here who keeps Laureh'lin as it is. With this kind of liberal attitude around, nothing can be done."

 

He mutters this to himself.

[Baconthief 682]

Lilliana wrinkles her nose in disgust. She sends a letter to Mizz.

 

"Treating us as bait against those who want love, regardless of what you deem 'reasonable' is quite disgusting. Just becuase we are concidered children in elven eyes does not mean we are. Physically matured at twenty does not make those who love elves 'pedophiles'. Yeahan is a perfect example of youth and heritage. Ignore the fact she is half human, she is elf. What of those who fall for our valah kin? Do you deem loving a young valah maiden a pedophile if the maiden is twenty five? To put a label on those under fifty without real thought is quite saddening. Some of us are mature some of us are not. I do not claim maturity, but I claim that sometimes age is but a number, not a deciding factor on whether or not one can be in love."

 

The letter is unsigned.

Mizziyrn reads the first few sentences and is unable to read the rest. The argument for elven pedophilia goes unread and is torn in half. 

It lays on the stone floor of Kernor for all to see, if they wish to observe it.

[Supah 334]

Arveldir looks at the half torn letter left on the floor and blinks, picking it up and piecing it together to read it. He snorts, audibly and folds it up and takes it directly to Yaehahn, "I found this, it mentions you." He hands the note to her.

[Readicti 902]

Yaehahn frowns as a letter is brought to her. "What is this?" She murmurs, reading through the unsigned note. As she reads, her face contorts into one of surprise and disgust. After finishing, she would hurry to write a note to Mizz in response.

 

"I was shown a note using my name as an argument against your new movement to find pedophiles. I want to show my support for what you are doing and let you know that even though I was married underage, it was under different circumstances. I was only married due to the fact of being a half elf, time is precious for me while true mali have eternity to live. I also want to point out that I was married to someone of my age, with parental consent, and we didn't have children until we were close to being fully mature. I apologize for my circumstance being used against this proposal and i'm disheartened to think that a mali would use this strange situation against something as important as this one. I believe no mali under the age of 50 should be married and I will support your hunt of all pedophiles in any way I can.

 

~Yaehahn Des'Nox"

[Baconthief 682]

 

Yaehahn frowns as a letter is brought to her. "What is this?" She murmurs, reading through the unsigned note. As she reads, her face contorts into one of surprise and disgust. After finishing, she would hurry to write a note to Mizz in response.

 

"I was shown a note using my name as an argument against your new movement to find pedophiles. I want to show my support for what you are doing and let you know that even though I was married underage, it was under different circumstances. I was only married due to the fact of being a half elf, time is precious for me while true mali have eternity to live. I also want to point out that I was married to someone of my age, with parental consent, and we didn't have children until we were close to being fully mature. I apologize for my circumstance being used against this proposal and i'm disheartened to think that a mali would use this strange situation against something as important as this one. I believe no mali under the age of 50 should be married and I will support your hunt of all pedophiles in any way I can.

 

~Yaehahn Des'Nox"

 

Mizziyrn returns a letter to Yaehahn

 

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I am truely unaware of what you speak of, as I've not heard of any mali using your unique situation to justify their disgusting and immoral fantasies. There is no need to apologize and state your stance on this because of what this individual has said about you, for I have not read it. However, I am quite delighted to hear that you shall not allow your name to be ran through the mud. This is a noble and honorable trait and I do hope you pass it along to your child, Celhair.

 

May the Ancestors and Aspects guide you.

                                                                                                                                                      -                                                                                       Mizziyrn Zanexes

 

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[Dohvi 622]

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