The Ancient Gorkil Clan

[VonAulus 2082]

The mighty Gorkil clan!

Clanfather: 
Grool'Gorkil'Azog(VonAulus)

Chieftain:
Grool'Gorkil'Azog(VonAulus)

 

Chant of the Gorkils:

 

Oh uz rand agh roar lyke true Gorkil warriorz
Uz rand agh roar foh all dat uz be
Uz marsh bak frum fah all da Uzg uz plundah
Oh wud tryzuarz, wad plyzurz, den latz peep.

Gugye agh hosh’ye tu latz ugly feorcs
Gugye agh hosh-ye tu latz feorcs ob strig
Uz takyn lyken tu mayhym agh kloompen
Oah zultz be brynign duwn agh sharpen agyen.

Uz Gasher agh plundah agh den uz sundeh
Dere ‘eads frum dere nykz dere guld frum dere pouch
Uz myyt dem in battaleh agh flat dem lyke kattle
Uz drynk dere ale dry den da pooh baztardz curze

Da ash’er Uzg uz peepd uz peep nuut toweh
uz crypt yn darknezz agh zet id tu gash!
Uz tuuk da zilfah agh dere guld foah uz be boruen dem malice
Agh dem bettah nyxzd sezzon dem nub dere agyin

Nuw led ebbery Gorkil warrioh tyke iz fyll tykenard
Nuw led ebbery Gorkil warrioh drynk dyyp ob hosh ale
Wed oah cryde zult uz skewer'em lyke bub-joyntz
Foah rycher agh fattah da Gorkil pryvail!

 

Traditions of Gorkil:

• When a Gorkil cub is born, he fights a poisonous scorpion to prove his strength and worth of life.
• If two Gorkil members are in a quarrell a Gorkil elder may put them through the process of becomming blood brothers by binding the two by blood.
• Before going to battle, or doing certain acts, Gorkils mutilate and Scar themselves.

[Aislin 4354]

((I like that you highlighted Gorkil as if you searched it and copy and pasted it from an old thread. But of course you didn't."

[Space 2335]

Fydizh'Gorkil grumbles.

 

"Mi nub cut mizelf fur skah."

[LPT 771]

Zabgub grabs his knife as he thrusts it at Fydizh's gut "Lat wull, and lat wull liek eyt!"

[Raktar 140]

gorkil is the best clan 

[Tirenas 677]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.