Chrisdena Milne

[problematic z 477]

 

 

"OH SHI-" 

 

The truck hit the left side of the vehicle with a colossal metallic bang, sending it flying through the air. the Celt's revolver firing past Zachariah's head by accident. Zachariah's head is slammed against the back of one of the  seats as the vehicles connect, knocking him out could. The car lands on its roof and skids for several meters.

[Jachnun 566]

Geoffery looks to Tracy, grabbing her frantically saying, "You too are a raper!" He then opens the car door, his foot still on the throttle peddle, he then lets go of Tracy as he jumps out of the car rolling out. 

[Snake Plissken 637]

The hangs unconscious from his seat, having remembered to put his seat belt on before starting to drive. The airbag has blow up in his face and his revolver is lying on the shattered windscreen below him. Blood drips from his nose and a wound in his head, and one of his feet has been partially crushed by the impact of the truck.

[Esterlen 4499]

Tracy calmly turns to Geoffrey, pointing the Confederate pistol at him and shooting at the old pedophile's head from point blank range - soon after, the car, without a driver, would skid into Zachariah's car and be completely immolated, turned to black and charred wreckage within a matter of minutes. Grimshaw was brutally thrown through the windscreen on impact with the other car, breaking both of her legs as she hit the bitumen of Monavale highway.

[Jachnun 566]

Geoffery is shot in the head dead, his body strung along the highway in front of Zach. Thus ends the life, of Geoffery Leonard. 

[Eetswa 422]

Peter Garrett struts out of the dust, kind of like Mad Max but he's bald and has the frame of a meth AND a heroine addict. His leather jacket and tight, tight, TIGHT, (read aloud similar to the famous Geoffrey Leonard's "not. not. NOT!"), lycra pants have all been replaced by a onsie with the front open and visible pubic bush protruding from the front. Garrett makes his way to the wreckage of one of the cars as he mumbles "The Time has Come", a set of nun-chucks in one hand. This badass rockstar turned environmental minister badass is coming to crack some skulls. 

[problematic z 477]

Zachariah crawls away from the wreckage and towards Geoffrey's body, lifting it over himself with the last of his strength and using it as cover.

[Snake Plissken 637]

Back in the car, the now also burnt celtic inferior regains consciousness. He presses the button to release his seat-belt and drops onto the car's ceiling, his magnum digging into his back. With a grunt he turns himself over, cutting his skin on the shards of glass from the windscreen. He grabs his 44. and follows Zacharius, crawling forward from the wreckage, holding his revolver out in front defensively.

[Esterlen 4499]

 

Malcolm Turnbull, the Minister for Communications, arrives on the scene via V-Line train, scowling quite deeply. He takes off his black-rimmed glasses, reaching into his suit jacket and pulling out his butterfly knife, flicking it open. He approaches the wreckage, looking for survivors - an experienced military man from his days in investment banking, Malcolm gooes into a prone position, shuffling closer and closer towards Zachariah, giving him one light tap on the shoulder. 

[Eetswa 422]

*Garrett see's the Celt helpless, rapeless and ready for a good time, he begins to swing his nunchucks and gives the celt a full view of his tenacious BUSH as he runs forwards trying NOT to get SHOT GEOFFREY

[problematic z 477]

Zachariah looks up at Malcolm from beneath Geoffrey's corpse, he gives the Minister a smile before pointing at Garrett, "GREENIE SCUM! GET HIM TURNBULL!"

[Snake Plissken 637]

The celtic inferior climbs to his feet, leaning himself against the wreckage. He raises his magnum with the last of his strength and roars as he unloads all six bullets at his assailant, Garret.

[Esterlen 4499]

 

Malcolm contemplates his actions for a moment before lunging at Peter Garrett, slashing his throat with the butterfly knife in one fluid motion. Garrett's body falls to the floor quickly, his lifeblood pouring out and soaking into the bitumen. Wiping the Labor politician and musician's blood on his knife on the sleeve of his white dress shirt, he brandishes the blade around, looking to find the Celtic Inferior and end him.

[problematic z 477]

Zacharius rises to his feet and wrings his hands as he looks over his shoulder, he begins to limp towards the side of the road, pulling the 1911 he had originally used against Bill Eastbo from the front of his pants and wiping the blood from it with his shirt before limping away into the bushes.

[Snake Plissken 637]

Having torn apart Peter and wounded Malcolm with his rapid magnum fire, the celt drops his 44. and begins limping towards the edge of the road, seeking to pursue Zacharius into the bush.