OOC: Girl Orcs

[Urahra 5779]

Well, Yaghy's a crazy old druggie anyway. I think he has permission to get peoples' names wrong. You know, since he's crazy and old and a druggie.

I fully support you marrying Bog, by the way.

[Pie Wizard 2]

I picked the Orc race specifically for the challenge of playing a female orc. It's quite fun, but since my orc female is a warrior and wears pants and a pony tail, I get called "Brudda" a lot. XD

Thank you Mogroka, BTW! You knew! XD

But seriously, my character would never win any beauty pagants, and she would break you in half if she tried to hug you, but she still has mood swings and other girly stuff. lol

[Urahra 5779]

Urara walks around in bikini top and people STILL call her a man.

But, then again, you can't exactly put boobs on a Minecraft character. I haven't seen you in game yet, Pie. Where do you usually hang around?

[Lexperiments 18]

Urara walks around in bikini top and people STILL call her a man.

But, then again, you can't exactly put boobs on a Minecraft character. I haven't seen you in game yet, Pie. Where do you usually hang around?

She won the ugliness competition, remember? XD IC, I guess there'd be reason.

[Urahra 5779]

She won the ugliness competition, remember? XD IC, I guess there'd be reason.

Mogroka said I only won that as a joke. *sigh*

[Noahjam325 53]

Mogroka is just jealous he didn't win.

[Urahra 5779]

Mogroka didn't even compete, did he?

I remember on Teamspeak, he did say he'd win first if we ever had an orc beauty contest. And Loth must find him attractive as well. So we can deduce that Mogroka is not that ugly.

But Bog did say I would win second in the hypothetical orc beauty contest. So I am simultaneously the ugliest orc and the second most beautiful orc. Paradox?

[Lexperiments 18]

I kind of just thought they meant "beauty" when they said "uglyness" competition, just for shits and giggles. XD

[Akeron 55]

Why does this thread turn me on?

[Urahra 5779]

Well, there were some pics of sexy females earlier in the thread.

[Blawharag 277]

Poor Mogroka, ever doomed to be handsome. He will never know what it is to be truly ugly like the rest of us. At least Loth finds the strength to love him, you know what they say: Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

[Lexperiments 18]

Poor Mogroka, ever doomed to be handsome. He will never know what it is to be truly ugly like the rest of us. At least Loth finds the strength to love him, you know what they say: Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

I just laughed my ass off.

[DecoLamb 959]

Personally I adore the orc race despite being human. I only picked it after a good half a day of thinking because I wanted an easy race to deal with until I got used to the server and figured out if I could fit in decently enough. Now I have a pair of characters in the works, both half orc, both female.

It's only because of my nit-picky demeanor when creating characters I havn't thrown more money at notch and let them lose into the server. I've doted on them so much I refuse to let anyone else play them~

Hopefully Mirabelle and Ciar can make it out in time for the littler cinematic

And as for the half naked armor thing equaling sexism, I personally feel it's in the case of the characters.

A swifter type, say, a shaman, would probably wear a bit less, with tighter, thinner cloth. Allowing for more movement and flexibilty, the kind needed for advanced spellwork.

A middle type, say, a battle shaman, would need some armor, but still need more space to move, they would probably go with tanned leather and studded leathers, maybe some chainmail here and there.

A 'tank' type would NEED heavily plated armor. They don't need to move quickly, they need to take damage and dole it right back tenfold. Using the weight of the armor itself would help this as well. That type would probably use iron armor ( in in this case, diamond)

Personally, I think well made, detailed iron armor is incredibly sexy and beautiful. But once again, it depends on the fighter, and personal preference.

[Urahra 5779]

I would say there's a difference between wearing revealing armor for practicality and wearing revealing armor for titillation.

Urara goes around in what basically amounts to a bra and shorts. But she wears that because it's hot in the desert. Plus it shows off her muscles and it's easier to move in. She doesn't wear it because it's sexy or cute.

Anyway...it's assumed that orcs go around in less clothing anyway. Practically all the orc males are shirtless. Most of them wear a loincloth or shorts instead of pants. We seem to have a theme of dressing scantily for both men and women.

[Austin 697]

Uhhh my bad Pie I called you a guy when I met you... didn't realise you were female... sorry :x