A Stayed Hand

[CosmicWhaleShark 2488]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbttZVTSJRU

 

His Majesty King Olivier de Savoie,

 

It seems I have docked you one particularly brave soldier, knight, whatever he was, you get the idea. It also seems that matters I originally thought straightforward were not all that they seemed. You'd think after living two hundred years and through all that I have, that I would eventually learn to not be so impulsive. But perhaps if I had, I would not be Rex today. The forebears of my title were not so prudent either, our last legitimate war was fought over a beard. So perhaps I am good company after all -  despite this - and honoring their legacy.

 

Let it be clear my strife, the Uruks' strife and the Iron Uzg's strife is strictly with Amyas. I also see it is clear that you, for now, require the order for your war effort. 

 

It is with this letter, that I make a declaration for the Northern lands to know, and it is with this letter that I set forth terms that shall not be denied.

 

The Uruks under my command shall meddle no further in this civil war between whatever you're calling yourselves nowadays. Seeing as how you are down a warrior, I shall personally stand by your side in my lonesomeness to counteract this deficit.

 

In exchange, upon the civil war's conclusion, you will comply with the original letter I sent forth to you.

 

Just as the Holy Ser Alex Bernard obliged me to honor, I will in turn oblige you to it, and trust that I have not soiled our previously found friendship to the extent of disrepair.

 

Amyas wished to test the strength of their god against our spirits. They wished to test their metal against my own that makes the Iron Uzg - the Iron Uzg. They thought themselves courageous in boasting about how they shall end the green menace.

 

This shall not go unpunished - it has not gone unnoticed.

 

Send the Holy Order of St. Amyas on crusade South, alone, to face us - alone. We have seen just how strong a loving god makes a man. I intend to see how strong it makes an Order, all of my brothers and sisters do.

 

-Rex Phaedrus'Yar, Farseer of the Uruks, The Most Vile Elf In History

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'lur nods as he watches the bird fly "Ez hozh ztuff."

[Pinochet 356]

Eath'lur nods as he watches the bird fly "Ez hozh ztuff."

Nagg'Raguk replies. "Yub, veruh hozh."

[Ford 1996]

archibald sighs

 

"Honestly why haven't the orcs been exterminated by now. didnt the dwarves and humans have a chance to combine forces and demolish their kind back in the fringe? ******* hell."

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Nazark prays the bird arrives safely

[Publius 4098]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.