Ambros's Roleplay Quote Log

[Neri 3590]

Will: "Can i go inside and train?"

Me: "I dont know, letting people get eaten by zombies makes a awful lot of paperwork."

[Sagwort 833]

Ha thats probebly one of the best I've heard

[Navjir 61]

Player - "huy r u unded?"

Me - "Do I look undead?"

player - "well i herd you are realy bad"

Me - "From who?"

player - "friends."

Me - "Alright well I am not undead."

player - "then why are you wearing that scaree robe?"

Me - *facepalm*

[V0idsoldier 1139]

"Hey undead, stop where you are"-him

"I am not undead..."-me

"Then why are you wearing a hood..."-him

"That is my hair..."-me

I swear to god that happened to me it was ridiculous.

[Coconuta 141]

"im undead i don't need to rp"

me "no your not"

him "shoots arrows"

me "goes up to him , you cannot pvp here"

[Neri 3590]

In Al'khazaar.

*man facing wall*

Man: Staring contest GO!

Me: Erm... Alright...

5mins later

Me: I think i saw a brick move.

*man looks at me*

Man: Really?

Me: No, you lost.

[Arkelos 1027]

"For all those who fallen, remember their name. Keep them close to your heart and never forget their sacrifice. We all have a role in life, to protect and serve, and in death we also have a role, to make the people we leave behind stronger! I ask you to take your weapon and defeat the undead with me, for the fallen, for Oren! FOR AEGIS!"

My small speech before the undead fort came crumbling down.

[Sagwort 833]

I would ask for more like Vardaks but the funny ones are goood also.

[V0idsoldier 1139]

"Wait what my feet aren't dirty enough?"-me

"there to clean, not very efficient feetsies"-Him

"Ill work on that *drags foot on ground while walking away"-Me

Conversation I had with my Zombez, it was quite funny

[susitsu 871]

Friend: "Hmmm..."

"That orc thought clowns ate halflings,"

Me: "Hah"

Friend: "I told him I didn't."

"He said to come to Krugmar if I ever wanted to try one."

Win

[TeaLulu 1783]

Mogroka: Eh! Clown man!

Lothiriel: Mogroka! We were just leaving.

Mogroka: Ta clowns eat halflings tho, right?

Lothiriel: No...

Jester_Vlad: No...I don't.

Mogroka: *walks up to the clown man and whispers to him*

Lothiriel: Mogroka...

Mogroka: 'm comin'. *walks out of the Keep with Lothiriel*

Lothiriel: What was that about?

Mogroka: Ehee, I told 'im ta come ta Krugmar if 'e wanted to try halflin'.

Lothiriel: *facepalm*

[susitsu 871]

That just makes it even better

[VonEbs 1224]

I will not name the person for security reasons.

Player: Hail!

Me: Hello, my name is Ebs, what is yours?

Player: My name is ________. What brings you to Sanhar?

Me: Just looking around.

Player: This is a stick up.

((I run away))

Player: Don't run!

((He follows me. I shoot him down with my bow.))

Some Orc Leader: You are under arrest for killing an Orc.

Me: What?

[V0idsoldier 1139]

Hopefully ooc quotes work to because this is something that pissed me off badly.

Him- ((Go away your trolling))

Me-((Uh... what?))

Him-((If three villains tell you to go away a normal person would go away...))

Me-((Uh... do I look normal?))

I wear a mask that represents the mask of drama, my guy is a weirdo, he is annoying, I am roleplaying and they tell me to go away, I follow them to dread manor they start calling me a troll because i wouldn't go away, I was roleplaying and they totally brought it too ooc, I hate it when people call you a troll or a meta gamer when your roleplaying your character perfectly. By the way, nice house I went in but you weren't there, you really should hide that secret entrance, it is a nuisance yea?

[Sagwort 833]

Im afraid this is not the place to post your complaints for problems only for funny and epic qoutes.