A Challenge Issued to His Grace, Arthur Roswell

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((It was a mistake to lock and archive this post. After brief discussion with aerialkebab I've been permitted to repost. Do not reply to this thread unless you are KIIWIKILLA- that is a fair warning.))

 

"Dear Sir,
 
Tales of your misdeeds are told from Erochland to Lorraine. You are without any doubt, a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a *****. Your low character is the subject of Illatian plays. This is a formal challenge, to settle this feud with an affair-of-arms I shall represent the Alpha Cub Legion in this duel, and you your disgraced realm of the once-was Istria. Should you refuse you may expect no less than the rape of your beloved slum, Pompourelia, and the eternal seal of a dynastic stain 'pon you and your posterity. 
 
As the challenger, I shall decide our armaments. And you, as the challenged, may take the liberty of deciding where our duel may commence. You have a day to respond, or your wife and children will not be spared of their lives in the war to come.
 
- Charlie de Sola, disinherited third and baseborn bastard of Guile the Cruel"
 
((I challenge you, KIIWIKILLA to a fair duel, and ask that the loser PK their character.))

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