To Honor a Rex

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*A simple merchant, hiding behind his stall watches as the MIGHTY Orcish Rex along with some of his what-seemed strongest fellow kin march up to the High Elven gates! They are promptly met by a few Vigil warriors whom honorably meet the Rex on equal grounds. In disbelief, the merchant watches as the what-seemed fragile Vigil cut down the Rex's Orcs with ease, afterwards besting the Orc himself and sending him off broken'n'beaten.*

 

"What the..." The merchant simply states.

[Supremacy 3361]

"Fear the green trickle" states Arche.

[Shalashask 1112]

Mok'han hears of the Rex's defeat, and wonders what the high elf definition of equal ground means.

[Catarrh 720]

1 minute ago, Shalashask said:

Mok'han hears of the Rex's defeat, and wonders what the high elf definition of equal ground means.

   Malog, being a wise and learned shaman, informs him that the high elven definition of such would be when two orcs arrive separately and are individually targeted by a swarm of seven or more elves.

[Treshure 5817]

Tahorran looks at the great multitude of orcish heads in the waste disposal before screaming in fear.

 

"No no no we NEED TO SURRENDER!"

[Catarrh 720]

2 hours ago, Treshure said:

Tahorran looks at the great multitude of orcish heads in the waste disposal before screaming in fear.

 

"No no no we NEED TO SURRENDER!"

A young man begins recording the high elven number system:

 

1 = At least 1, depending on how much one wants to exaggerate.

2 = Apparently, a "great multitude"

3 = I dunno... about 40 billion, I guess?

4 = No doubt more than one could physically fit within the confines of the entire known universe.

[GDPR 014 48]

A high elf scratches his cheek, "This has to be a joke..."

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Kurdon'Lur knits his bushy brows, then glances to Malog, "Dah am dis, bruddah?"

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.